this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol why the fuck was she fucking there to begin with? Why travel to a war zone?

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Strong possibility she was there for opportunities in "property development."

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

I hope a property develops on top of her.

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I read she was to be the guest of honor for the now cancelled Pride Parade

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

lol Caitlin fucking Jenner is your guest of honor? Someone who hasn’t had a speck of fame in a decade and even then, she was famous for being a relatively minor part of a major reality show and then transitioning. What shitty, cringe ass country.

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 52 points 2 days ago

Good stay there.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago

Damn if only she was a scion of wealth and celebrity. I bet then she'd be able to use connections and privileges most people can't.

Real shame she won't be able to do exactly that. Bummer.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Moe is being based and referring to the Iranian hostages from the movie Argo and not misgendering. Couldn't find a YouTube clip of the scene

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

previously in the scene...

Homer: "Wow Moe, a free beer? You didn't even give one to those freed Iranian hostages"

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

There’s a cnn guy stuck with her too so it still works lol

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago

Great she can go down with them

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

IRAN DO UR THING

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

["Fly Me To The Moon" plays]

"Oh, this is- this is nice. This is the end. OK. Where exactly am I? Uhm, oh, gre- here's the Iranian missiles, oh good. Uhm... There's some things that are still unresolved here, guys? Ho- how do I get home? What do I eat? Was the GOP going to throw me under the bus or was... Hell, was this all in my mind? What's a sperm retrieval unit, is that sort of a Freudian thing, or? Uhm, am I real? Aw, he- does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, uhm- aw, God, where's home? OK, OK, OK: I mustn't run away, I mustn't run- OK, I got that, good, OK. Now if I were to run away, let's analyze that: where the FUCK would I go?! I'm in a glorified military outpost! Uhhhh, is this how you start a war? I mean, is this where we go from here? OK, the lobbyist deals better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now, 'cause I'm stuck in nowhereland. You're running out of conscripts, too, aren't you, you bastards?"

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

gold-antifa it’s peam

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

lmfao.. iran plz