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The New York Jets are playing their first game of the season. Please, give all your energy to them winning. Vote Jet no matter fret. This franchise is so fucking cursed. Second year in a row the NFL scheduled the first game for them on 9/11. We can't draft. We don't even play in New York. They play in New Jersey. The New York Jets has its home stadium in New Jersey.

Tomorrow is going to be us vs. the Buffalo Bills. They aren't shit. I'm fucking tired of everyone saying they're contenders when every year they get slightly worse. Their logo is straight ass. They are named after a type of hot sauce, that proves they aren't shit.

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I think something else once happened on 9/11 involving jets in New York, but I forget

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Where do you think they got the name?

[-] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It goes even deeper.

The New York Jets have not gone into the playoffs since the 2010-11 season. Osama Bin Laden was killed in 2011. Real American patriots know what's up.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Similar thinking to the Chicago Fire?

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Leave a plate of milk and cookies out for George bush

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

You still believe in George Bush? You know the architect behind 9/11 was just one of our parents, right?

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

im tired of seeing Josh Allens face everywhere like he's accomplished anything.

[-] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I legit think that Brock Purdy already has a more impressive career than Josh Allen, and he only played a handful of games and is only 15 years old.

Edit: Just noticed how drastically he ages once he is out of the helmet.

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

you should look at the new Cardinals coach. With a hat on he looks handsome. Off and he looks like a fuckin goofball. Also his speeches to players are so bad.

[-] aidnic@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Brock Purdy certainly has had a way more impressive career than Josh Allen so far. Really, the only bad game he has had so far is the NFC Championship game where he got injured. Talk about consistency. And, even after he got injured, he still comes into next season looking as good as he has been. You don't see players coming back to their height after that kind of injury, especially like how Brock Purdy did. Although this season so far has been a very small sample size, he definitely has looked good. And who knows? Maybe he will be the one to take the Niners team to a super bowl. The bay area is truly blessed by his talent.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jets rushing can't melt Steelers defense

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

it's my first day off in 6 days fuck yeah september 11th

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

New Futurama episode

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The bills are good tho aren't they

[-] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

They are the Bethesda of the NFL.

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Ok lol understood

[-] erik@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Just need Rodgers to play 66% of the offensive snaps. That's my goal for you. Other than that, you do you.

[-] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] erik@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Well, uh, thanks for two second round draft picks. Hope you enjoyed your four plays worth of Aaron Rodgers. Bye!

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Its not even that hot

[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The Jets wouldnt stand up to a Bills insurgency

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Eagles fan comes in to shit everything up

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I want an emoji of the Giants fan frowning.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll make sure to tune in. sit-back-and-enjoy

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