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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I only go to Whole Foods for a few specific stuff items that I can't get elsewhere due to food allergies. There is no way they are the cheapest place to get groceries.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 46 minutes ago

They actually sell the cheapest veggies and tofu in my area. I honestly don't bother looking at anything else they have so I can't speak otherwise.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 74 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's from The Truman Show, yeah?

[–] jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I’ve tried other cocoas— this one’s the best!

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 166 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

hello guys yea i love [insert ad company name] products please buy [company product name] its so good trust me

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 40 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I was just reminding a discussion with a guy about Reddit, who thinks Reddit is getting close to the real dead internet theory, just bots talkimg about whatever.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I've definitely had moments where I found myself in some random r/ and realized I wasn't sure if this was bot spam or actual humans. It's pretty dissociating to actually fully internalize the dead Internet theory.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

user_name, the username so generic it has to ironically be human. Only thing missing is a number at the end

[–] user@startrek.website 2 points 2 hours ago

Best way to have forgetful username.

[–] thisbenzingring 12 points 7 hours ago

the small subs seem to be the only place real interaction happens. local sports teams and city subs some of the fan based subs, etc ..

anything that gets on the front pages goes to shit

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 59 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

While [insert ad company name] products are a little more expensive, the quality and customer service are unmatched. It evens out when you use the [insert ad company name] reward card which gives 5% off each purchase.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago

I use {branded reward card} but use their {branded delivery service} for the low fee of {half average emergency fund} for the opportunity to feed their logicistic system my house data when I use {branded subscription model} and be charged what they feel the product is worth they week. The best part is the reduction in basal calorie needs as I slowly get too fat to leave the house.

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 86 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is this the kind of AI ads they were talking about?

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 9 hours ago

Someone post the thread!

i'm glad you guys think this is bots, i know people who suck this badly

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a time when i used to subscribe to Hydro Homies and there was always someone in the comments tryna hawk a Berkey water filter.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Damn that sucks. I prefer the refreshing taste of Mug Root Beer™.

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

I used to work with a guy who would drink a Mug Root Beer™ at every break. He was obsessed with that shit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 53 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

What does the comment history look like on those accounts? I’m guessing when you pay for the spam package, they create fake comment histories for the bot accounts.

[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

I think it's usually a bunch of posts on sports subreddita right? And then a few other things too.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 68 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 6 hours ago

Kinda wanna embrace our AI overlords ngl.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 9 hours ago

Ooh that’s a good one. Sounds legit.

[–] McTavern@lemmy.world 44 points 9 hours ago

First guy has a short history within one post five months ago, then 3 years prior. Second guy and third guy has a big gap 3-7 year gap in history then suddenly a lot of comments. So yea, bots.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (5 children)

Often times the services have a fleet of accounts, they have them do reposts of old popular posts with titles and some content rephrased, then some of the rest of the fleet copies the top comments and rephrases those and posts them below.

This builds a history of realistic and semi popular looking posts in a way that is fairly easy to automate . Anyone who looks closely could potentially figure out a given account, or even cluster of accounts, is farmed, but it takes effort and time to prove it, more effort and time than it takes for them to spool up another batch of bots.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They also buy active accounts with high karma and age. I got offered $100 in BTC for my account one time. I guess they did not look at how horny my comments were.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

The horny just adds credibility

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (5 children)

I don't think that's actually an unusual conversation for people who live in Manhattan to have. The comments about relative prices are accurate in my experience - I live on the same block as a Gristides and I still never shop there because of how expensive it is, even compared to Whole Foods. I get most of my groceries in Brooklyn on the weekends.

I also know a woman with a whole stack of different credit cards, so she always has the one that gives her the most rewards for whatever specific thing she's buying. I'm sure she has one for grocery shopping.

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