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[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago) (1 children)

Is there a technical reason that Linux apps can't/don't just pop up an authenticator thing asking for more privileges like Windows apps can do? Why does nano just say that the file is unwriteable instead of letting me increase the privileges?

[–] Mohamed@lemmy.ca 1 points 34 minutes ago

Some do. I'm sure it is possible with terminal programs. In KDE, you do get authenticator pop-ups.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I own you!
take ownership & full access of all resources
threat actor exploits a vulnerable application that is (1) running as you to (2) access resources it doesn't need: they commandeer your system

how did that happen?

🤔

[–] Vari@lemm.ee 16 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Me trying to uninstall edge

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know what's the hate with edge, it works wonderfully for an average user, it's fully configurable with add-ons and handles security policies really well

The AI integration might be a bit over the top but nothing you can't disable in your side

Really I don't see why you guys pile on so much on it

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Microsoft's monopoly and their for-profit anti-consumer practices is what's wrong with it. Their history says they cannot be trusted. I'd ask myself why they need a browser in the first place.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Edge is a fine browser. I use it when Firefox isn't working for a particular reason.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Edge is the best browser for downloading much better browsers lol

[–] amorangi@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 hours ago

Edge is literally the first program I use on a fresh install.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I have Windows 10 Pro. I can alter the permissions for anything. If I wanted to, I could delete System32 and fuck the whole thing up.

[–] b000rg@midwest.social 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can you delete Xbox games installed by another administrator? I ran into that problem a few years ago because I reinstalled W10 and had it keep "personal files" which apparently included my Xbox games. I couldn't touch them at all, but I had W10 Home. I wonder if my problem could've been mitigated more easily than a full wipe of the drive? 🤔

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I can. It just takes a little more effort actually going into the permissions tab of the files because Windows doesn't have an equivalent to CHMOD AFAIK.

Though, I am pretty sure you can do those basic permission options without Pro or Enterprise. You just need to be on an administrator account. Other things, like messing with actual system files, requires the Group Policy Editor.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

On any Windows system based on the NT kernel (XP+), there's an additional access level above "Administrator": NT Authority\SYSTEM. Some malware can make files hidden or write protected even to Administrator, and afaik there isn't a legitimate way to obtain that authority

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 hours ago

I do see the system level authority in the permissions tab; but IDK if that's just because I am on pro or not 🤷‍♂️

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

When I want to end myself

My Body: Survival_Instincts.exe has activated

You don't even own your body lol

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

We are not root of our own minds

[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Nah removed; root owns me.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago

My work laptop had a pop-up from an application that basically said "we couldn't restart last time, so you e got 15 minutes until we reboot your computer" with no way to cancel or prevent the reboot.

Me: the fuck you are

* proceeds to kill the service and process from admin command line*

Get fucked fortinet, I'll reboot when I'm gods damned ready

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

had a friend that was having problems with his PC and windows kept bitching about he didn't have permissions. he ripped out the harddrive with it still powered on and threw it off his balcony into the lake screaming, "I fucking own you!"

epic moment in my life to witness such an event.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

no but he had a second drive and installed xp on it.

vista was at the bottom of the lake.

goes to show how old the story is lol.

[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 2 points 3 hours ago

In a way, percussive maintenance was successful.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

No, but this time the owner knows why it doesn't work. Big difference in IT.

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[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Visual representation of the first time I ever saw "owner: nobody"

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 84 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

POOF

Wish 1: Delete your self (the genie deletes your sense of self)

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago

Wrong root password, this incident will be reported

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 62 points 13 hours ago (4 children)
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (11 children)

Not necessarily. Linux can have files that are r---r---r--- too

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Then you sudo chmod. Windows I have to do weird shit with the properties context menu. And even that sometimes doesn't work. I run commands in powershell as Administrator. Still doesn't work.

Fuck Windows.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

It is also possible to make a file "immutable" such that even sudo rm -f will fail

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[–] Szewek@lemm.ee 23 points 11 hours ago
[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 30 points 11 hours ago
[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 9 hours ago

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word!

sudo edit the file!

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the secret word right after!

[–] panicnow@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Is this why people run Arch instead or atomic linux distros?

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I prefer to run subatomic Linux

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

One time Windows told me I needed admin privileges to edit s file. I had admin privileges.

Just because you have admin rights doesn't mean the process you've invoked does. Unless you specifically elevate it or the process asks to elevate, it'll run unprivileged.

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