There is no way Trump would do something this cool.
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is there somewhere he can send clinton?
Deporting the Clinton family to Little Saint James would be hilarious
A BOY CAN DREAM. If he does get deported, I'm throwing a party
Anyone with less than 25 generations of pure US ancestry should be deported
The US hasn't existed for 25 generations lol. Basically saying everyone except native americans.
reckon that's the point
The great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather clause.
All colonizers should be deported.
Resurrect Wovoka to lead ICE
Hell yeah I can trace part of my fam back to the fucking mayflower!
part
Well see theres your problem. Also if your ancestors on average had kids at the age of 18, 25 generations is 450 years. That's closer to Pizarro than it is Mayflower. Think less New England Puritan more Latino (Or indigenous obviously)
Considering that Musk agreed to shut down Starlink access within "israeli" territory to people the "israeli" government didn't approve access for, I wonder if South Africa would have grounds to imprison him for aiding and abetting genocide?
Probably not getting deported anyways but it's a fun idea to roll around in my noggin
It would be funny and tragic if the only guy who ends up punished for the genocide is Musk
Hasn't the continent of Africa suffered enough??
The humane thing to do is to launch him into space, where he yearns to be. He can have the distinction of being the first human on Mars, just tie him to the front of a rocket and aim it vaguely at the direction of the reddest thing in the sky. If it happens to be the afternoon sun, so be it, he was the one to cut funding for qualified scientists after all.
It's way harder to hit the sun than to hit Mars weirdly enough. I recommend making Musk contribute to asteroid defense by recreating Armageddon. Surely it's easy to teach a billionaire to drill in space, he does work 100 million times harder or more efficiently than a normal person
Tell him there's dogecoin in the deluge system of pad 39A before a falcon 9 launch
"Et tu, Big Balls?" -last words of Elon Musk
It's hilarious how badly musk handled this.
Saying trump was in the epstein files, which everybody already knew, then back tracking 24 hours later.
So he's totally burned that as an option, can't really be like "actually I was lying about lying the second time, he really is in there"
He could just do it again, it's not like chuds give a shit about hypocrisy.
You can set your watch to hexbear being right about everything and we predicted these two queens were going to have an epic falling out.
ok, but this is a "the sun will rise in the east" tier prediction
I'm just surprised it took so long, was thinking Musk would be out of there in like three weeks lol
I hope he gets shot by some radicals over there.
Won't happen, but I would love to see it.
Taco
Incredible Western journalism here quoting Boers crying about reverse racism without even mocking commentary.
He'd have to send him back in time, apartheid is over. If he goes back now he'd have to get holed up in Orania or the other (neonazi) Afrikaaner fortified compounds to avoid getting necklaced.
