this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 points 45 minutes ago

The milking parlor

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

Lol go scratch his chin

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

Cow's gonna rage like a rat in a maze.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] wesker 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me I'm the bovine one

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me I chew cud for fun

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Holstein was the chosen one.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

For mooooooooooo

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Did she say you could stop? Keep writing that alphabet in cursive, then.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

I'm happy to see tags on both ears. Clearly they'll find it soon.