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[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Septoctougust

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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deculyugust

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love the month of Jay

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

septuneuary

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

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[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

[–] rustyredox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is the first part of October in the second box?

Now I want to see an infographic about the common parts of each of the months

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

febr//uary skips the second box, so I think they aimed to have an equal number of options in each column.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's dumb... Why not separate both in 3, o-cto-ber and fe-bru-ary? This is bad, but in ways I find unacceptable.

[–] dan@upvote.au 4 points 2 weeks ago

Are you asking for sanity in this abomination?

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What happens if you accidentally click something in the third box for July?

Edit: nm, I see the blanks as the first option

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
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