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Jocktober
Jocktober is a workout month. Gotta get fit for my costume.
This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?
That’s just adding salt to the would
Decay is my favourite month
I’ll take “le tits now” for 300, Trebek ~HEH~ ~HEH~
I think of this moment probably once a month and I don't know how to make it stop.
I was born in _arch, btw.
Wake me up when Septempril ends
Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.
Hmm. A bit redundant.
[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]
Shoulda just been [ ul ].
The blank options solve that
I'm not saying it doesn't work. I'm saying it's not good.
Almost perfect. 0/10
Best CAPTCHA ever!
I, too, was born in Septulyber.
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I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.
12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review
Managust, the manliest of months.
Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.
Febroctobus
febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays
It's basically the UI equivalent of this:
Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.
Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?
This is a repost from last japril.
Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?
For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.
Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.
At least that's what my grandma would say.
at least no bot will solve this
I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.
Genuine Question:
if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?
- "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
- "uar" is good for jan/febr
Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:
January, March, May, September, November, and December.
Otherwise, it's
Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober
I think you can use the white space so it's "[ ]april"
Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".
Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!
This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.
I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic
They should have included an option for BC and AD.
m'ugust