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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

correct horse battery staple

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

howd you guess my password

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

you have to read the dictionary until you hear a click, that's the first word, then you systematically say your known words and start reading from the top again.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My activation phrase is "Hey honey I picked up some Cuties at the store" and it activates my "eat a shameful number of clementines immediately" behavior ooooooooooooooh

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

doggirl-smart empirically false the only shameful number of clementines to eat is zero

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

beniszakura bennosuke beaneomon

engineroom penguinroom merlin maui pippi

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because pippi longstocking is bourgeois and does not need to sell her labour

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It says here that you need to do the pippi ritual dance around the sacred rock in a cave very-smart

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oooh to evolve into Pipiivee!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

possadist-ufo one of the secret ways of possad that is kept a secret illuminati

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

matcha pilates labubu

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Love sign "Master Spark"