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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

Gaying instrument

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So when I was called a cutie patootie they were calling me a dick? Hm, makes sense now

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Technically they were calling you a cute dick.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Patootie seems to be defined as a girlfriend, OP makes no sense

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would grade this paper an A+, but I have to deduct 10 points.

You forgot tally whacker

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

And is Long John Thomas a word?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Welp, there's the monthly mention of the underwater Smurfs...

I'm surprised no one has tried to reboot them yet.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

Surely you mean “re-snork “?

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are those the years when the term was used, or like, a score?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Probably the first, as I never heard any one of them.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Ooh, so apparently these are in Green's Dictionary of Slang! And although they are mostly British, the dictionary is not limited to UK English. And it's got quotes! The one for kicky-wicky is Shakespeare, love it!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

These are all British, aren’t they?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

kneel before the father confessor.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago

master of ceremonies and ambassador are my favourite

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These are 100% British. No chance theres any US or Aussie or what have you

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

That was my feeling as well, but at least the patootie one is US slang.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

.. Man you Brit’s are kinda weird…

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The first five are absolute bangers