El Chisme

Platitudes like this have literally never made anyone feel remotely better. No one who is feeling bad wants to be told that they shouldn't be. It's bullshit euphimistic lib language for 'stop being sad, you don't know ow how good you got it.'. I don't care that im maybe made of stars because I have a basic grasp of chemistry and astronomy and know that while it's a fun fact, it doesn't affect me in any way at all. Repeating one size fits all slogans to someone isn't gonna help, and if theyre at all like me, it'll make them like or respect you less cause you're either not trying or that is genuinely your best and it's an empty platitude. If it's someone you don't know who DM'd you cause of a paranormal relationship, admit that you don't have any specific way to help cause you don't know each other but maybe shoot the shit a little to be a mental distraction and link em some free patreon shit or give em some merch or whatever. Certainly don't encourage them to carry on so they can legally look at your dick. Definitely don't do that.

Edit: parasocial autocorrected to paranormal and im keeping it. Cause it ain't normal

Yeah this would be already shameful if he was talking to an adult who he knew was interested in him. A minor on top of it? Jesus Christ

"howdy doodie friendaroonie"

"I was t-talking about my Futurama Nixon Head Funko Pop, s-sir!!"

"Your reddit ban expires in 7 days"

hey girl, you can Sleep if you are Tired!

DM sent

'why do you hate me and everything I stand for?'

Subpar emotional manipulation too, try harder /s

Vaush, I hate you because youre a gross little worm, and an opportunist. Leave those kids alone 🎶

"Tacoma wept"

I can't find the comprehensive reddit post rn but it's been at least 5-6 years lol

Or maybe don’t be a pedo? But yes, having achieved step one, step two should still be not DMing your fans lol

12/25

Coincidentally, Vaush’s preferred romantic age pairing

My personal 10/7 (I celebrated that shi)

At my old place the people who moved into the floor above us were invited to hang out with us in the back yard, we would have a bonfire pretty much every night. This was mid 2010s and they were your mid 2010s rogan kinda bro dudes that wanna seem smart. They dropped that they were Jordan Peterson fans around about 6 crust punks. Because they were plastic brained early era joe Rogan bros who thought whatever the last thing they heard or read was deeply profound if it's presented right.

I don't know what the deal is with those kinds of people but they always bring up the middle ages and theyre always super super wrong about em. I guess Peterson has a whole bit about the black plague killing so many people raised the 'wage' (their words, not mine) of the average person and that was a good thing. So it was kinda right after that period that wage labor started to even exist and the mercantile class responsibile were the ones who thrived coming out of and during the plague partially because of it and partially they were helping spread it im the first place by cramming people on boats so they can go get shit for you to sell. The people who worked the land had a way worse time cause there were less people doing it and also a lot of people they knew fucking died recently and it was probably real shitty for morale. Especially in regions thar underwent heavy periods of raiding and warfare. When you're saying the fucking Black Death was the good guy all along, your perspective is fucked. Mass death doesn't result in a net good ever.

I basically ranted a them for an hour straight. They did take my arguments and long long historical digressions as serious as they take anyone else with good rhetoric skills and at least absorbed enough to know I knew what I was talking about.

If your goal—like Vaush—is to pick up 13 year olds: yes.

Normal human adults: no.

Someone keep the horsies away from Vaush

I have no idea who this person is so I must be doing something right.

Any place adults and children will intermingle, you will likely find this happening. Gaming is one place where adult-child interaction is pretty normal, so not surprising pedos like to lurk in those spaces.

Vaush is extremely