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[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Bless the User and His water. Bless the Coming and Skeeting of Him. May this passage drain His sword. May He always give the tool to His people, and they be worthy".

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago

"each of these trees drink the equivalent of 100 people's 'water' each day"

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

shai-hulussy

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do they make these for, uh, small paws? I have a Maltese sized, uh, dog.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking this tentacles aren't tight enough, um scrubby enough.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

It looks very different at the angle laying down though.

[–] M137@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago

these*

Learn basic spelling.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They're cute and squishy at that age. But wait until they grow up and take over large sections of desert on Tatooine. "Whatcha doing step sarlacc??" 💀💯

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

damn they forgor 💀💀💀

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Careful, it’ll digest you for 1000 years

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Longest. Edge. EVER.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean yeah you could fuck it, but it's is genuinely an extremely useful product for cleaning your pets paws.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And here I have been using a fleshlight for that

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

Made me giggle

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

Really? I used these a few times and all it did was get their paws wetter and not clean and made nasty paw prints across the house. I went back to a regilar towel pretty quickly.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Its the pawussy!

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a bit of a large paw myself.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those actually work incredibly well for their intended purpose.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

My experience was different. All it did was make their filthy paws wet which made for more work cleaning up

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

fuckingmachines.paw

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Bought one of these and never use it. So much easier to just use baby wipes.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Yep, looks just like papaw's pipe cleaner.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Did anyone else read "Pet Collection" "Large P" and stop reading anything else and immediately start making assumptions?

[–] some_guy 1 points 10 months ago

I found a jackoff aid like this in my roommate's closet when I was looking for his weed when I was 19.