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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I can't take a dump cause now my balls are blocking up my butthole

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[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a chastity-belt-ass mishap.

If you were to get an erection, it would strain your scrotum to a painful extent. No more slack left in it after reaching the anus.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone's been listening to them AI songs again

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

The shadow of my weiner is fucking massive

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

u fuckign coward!

[–] CancelledKirk@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

This is the primary complaint in the republican's policy platform. I guess you are gonna vote MAGA now, eh?

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on glue.

The best one is still the one about shitting on company time.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Again? How did you fix it last time?