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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 74 points 3 months ago

I'd say standard surrealist that's older than most people curently alive.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Also "Police squad" and the other ZAZ movies

E.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=het1kl-A8qw

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it: I didn’t agree to this

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It has nothing to do with this!

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This: is sad and might breakup with it

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Up: I have been depressed for a while and it would certainly break me

[–] Una@europe.pub 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago
[–] j4k3@piefed.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nutbutter.
Not better than what?
Butternut.
I'm not that kinda slut.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Buttnutter.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And don't call me Shirley.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Okay, surely.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago

This is like something you’d write as your mind faded after being fatally pierced through the head by a railing spike.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hi hungry I’m existential dread

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Hi existential dread can you please leave? 🥺

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

o: i convinced myself

i: leave me out of this

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

What kind of humor is this?

Answer: Odin's chosen humor

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

"nice shoes", I said
" you bet!" he said

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I started seeing this type of lingo at least 5 years ago. I still don't understand it.

I did notice it came from young British people. Dunno if that's still the case. Maybe it's spread to the U.S.

(I had younger British friends send me screenshots of chats for a laugh and i had no idea what the convo was or why it was funny).

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

From this we assume that there's some guy named Me

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"¡Fuego a discreción!", y Discreción murió calcinado.