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[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two slime chicks at the same time

[–] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

There are no thoughts in that conical brain of his. There's a single braincell pinging around in his head like the DVD logo at best. If I were to place him in front of works of art such as Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" or Redon's "The Cyclops" his expression would remain unchanged. The slime is indifferent to all that is and ever has been or will be. Oh, how I envy to be him.

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth"


slime

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Beach Boys songs, like GOO'd Vibrations and Smiley SLIME.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

What pinched him into that shape (⊙_⊙)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

hydrating beanis

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Nothing. Head is empty, all is right in the world.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After running away from one of Erdrick's descendants, he was chilling back in the dev room and just saw that mashup of Robo's theme music from Chrono Trigger mixed with "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkZIwD58VnA

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

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[–] Veggie_Deluxe@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why his cousin got to be a metal slime and he is stuck as lvl3 fodder

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

One time all my nightmares came true at once and I had to fight 13 Metal Slimes

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's just happy it's the other slime that got hit by isekai and he can remain in his cozy moist cave.

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Clearly none of the stuff that is depressing me currently

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

the knowledge that he's the absolute goat

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Puff-puff, obvs

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

"I'm a great slime, slurp! slurp!"

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

he just realized he forgot to pay taxes

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Wondering why I’m kicking his ass in DQ2 HD

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Does he get wet, or does water get "him"?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago