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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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People who can't get laid because they fall asleep too easily

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I sleep throufhh mi lyfe bcux himggg doggirl-sleep

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Snoozemaxxing sleepi

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

join our 'cule, we're all bout 'tywinks. fortywinks aaaaaa

[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually me, the last 3 times I tried to bang my wife I got too tired

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Luckily others were the to bang your wife for you.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's feminisms fault that I'm so gosh dang sleepy

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Splintercel

Can’t lay what they can’t see

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

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