I want this to be real.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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It would almost make Trump's political career worth it.
Oh hey Maga was right
Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.
I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.
I like to think I'm moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.
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EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.
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Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead
Or how good is Trump's deepthroat game?
What's the reference? (preparing myself for some "normal" 2025 shit)
Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein's island, according to the new email release...
Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?
Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!
I choked on air cackling at this thought
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This is exactly why I'm wondering if "Bubba" could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.
Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.
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People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier
I didn't think Putin was on Epstein's island? And please don't refer to it as "juicy" ew
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Importance: High
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Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.
Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.
This... we gonna be running god damned marathons.
To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.
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lol Maga gotta be happy about it
"It's not gay to suck someone's dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick"
Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.
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Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing "Bubba", which was one of Bill Clinton's nicknames
Not just "photos", it's "the photos" emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.
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Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?
As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.
Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won't. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that's probably more damaging to them, than me. I'd just own it.
Plus, family and friends won't care. Oh no, you were horny and did something dumb? Ain't nobody can say they haven't done anything similar. Shit happens.
Besides, nowadays revenge porn laws are super strict - any image/video released publicly would be taken down quite quickly, and it wouldn't stick around to haunt you. At most your mum will get an eyeful of yer cock and it's not like she hasn't seen it before, or would do anything with it besides delete it and block whoever sent it.
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what Clinton is going to do? come out and say "I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump"
“Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”
So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!
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Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump - Bill Clinton 2025
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