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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 152 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's not gay he's just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn't even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Idk if he's even bi. I don't think his relationship with sex is healthy enough that personal attraction plays a role in it for him. I think he would act the same if he had any orientation because he's clearly only having sex for feelings of power. Going down on the president in a sex party for elites was a display of status and possibly even a way to gain it. His attractions to women clearly align with his desire to gain, use, and flaunt power and status. When it comes to power he specifically desired the power to hurt people. It's models, porn stars, and children. Never pursuing an equal.

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if Bubba was Jeffrey Epstein.

I think he’s great he’s gay I just wish he wasn’t a dictator piece of shit.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Remember Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he'd say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.

Holt was always focused on their "heavy" breasts.

"That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."

  • Captain Raymond Holt
[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

"I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each"

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell that to the abused underaged girls, I guess?

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There are rumors about him sexually abusing young boys as well

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don't forget he's having a butt baby with Satan.

[–] paperazzi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not gay. Bi. He is bi. He assaulted enough women in secret so he's definitely attracted to them.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 71 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Okay I'm drawing a blank on this, who is she?

Edit: Jesus what's with the downvotes? You guys do realise that not everything revolves around US politics and not everyone will be familiar with every single "famous" person you consider well known?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan's wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nancy Reagan and throat GOAT were not words I’d imagine I would ever see next to each other.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Well known throat goat Nancy Reagan

[–] Penguin_1024@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Former first lady of the U.S., Nancy Reagan

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

Gabourey Sidibe, I think. Or Nancy Reagan. One of the two.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 50 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Absolute historical fact: Trump's (and Roger Stone's) political mentor was the psychopathic mob lawyer Roy Cohn, who died of AIDS in the 90s, denying he was gay to very end. One Republican leader said that Cohn wasn't gay, he just enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. Apparently that isn't gay in MAGA circles. Whatever you have to tell yourself...

Anyway, it should be noted that when Trump and Roger Stone were under Cohn's mentorship, they were both young blonde men.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump has met every president since Nixon except for Ford. The US has been treating this wretched excuse for a human being like royalty his whole life.

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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck that took me a second

[–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who are these people? This one is going over my head.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 95 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)
  • Donald Trump (Blue suit; sitting US President)
  • Nancy Reagan (Pink dress; former US First Lady)

It is alleged that in her day Nancy enjoyed giving head. Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off "Bubba" (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What the almighty fuck.

The least plausible thing about this is that Putin has been able to keep his mouth shut about it.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Putin was literally a KGB spy before he went into politics, he knows how to keep a secret or two. He's an awful human being but he's not a complete idiot, that's OUR dictator's job

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Putin can talk to Trump about it when Trump gets a little too out of line.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Like that time they met with no translators, or the other time when Trump literally ate the notes from the meeting.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Putin part might have been an inside joke if they were aware of some blackmail. Then again, if he's blackmailing people... he'd have to be quiet about it... and it sure as hell appeared he had some kind of leverage on Trump around his rise to the presidency, we just all assumed it was russian tampering.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah, but imagine in 2016 claiming that the reason trump bows down to putin is because he has pics of trump sucking clintons dick.

Do you have any idea how crazy that would sound, even yesterday? In 2016 you'd just have your post deleted for spreading false info.

Except, it wouldn't have been false.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Not joining in with the actual reality here, because i struggle telling jokes and plants from truth, so whatever, but :

If you release your blackmail material, you no longer have any control over the person youre blackmailing.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Putin is a master blackmailer, from all accounts. There's even a specific word in Russian for it, "kompromat".

I'm pretty sure he knows how to keep a secret, especially when he's able to use that secret to destroy US democracy.

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[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off "Bubba" (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.

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What...?

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1000008334

Mark is Jeffrey Epstein's brother. This is an email from Mark to Jeffrey about Trump blowing someone called "Bubba." One of the nicknames Bill Clinton used was "Bubba."

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What…?

It has indeed been an amazing news day.

My bingo card says Bubba was someone else, but not any less creepy and it being Clinton does make this the greatest timeline for now.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

FYI, Bubba is predominantly/originally an African American nickname, originating in creole/mixed black communities of Louisiana meaning Brother, though there was widespread "cultural appropriation" in white south. So 50/50 on race if its not Clinton, but 90/10 on black or redneck vs Clinton.

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[–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 4 points 1 month ago
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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

The Men Who Rent Their Throats

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like Ron is wearing a tan suit, uh oh

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[–] splendid9583@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

NO WAY! 🤣 How did you know they met?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at her face. I don't even have to know what he is saying to know that it was wildly inappropriate, but he thought it was really clever, and demonstrated how roguishly charming he is.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

And are of consenting age.

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