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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

AI is the going to make me a ton of money and is next evolution I'm technology. Just like NFTs and the Metaverse.

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[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Aren't they building so many data centers they're running out of ram

They're stupid

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yes and they're extremely expensive to run and AI companies constantly need bailouts.

AI might even be stupider than NFTs at this rate.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

IT’S GONNA BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME!!!!

AI IS THE FUTURE!!!!!!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

For all the big brain geniuses like me who invested in AI products! I replaced 99.9935% of my employees. I'm going to make it big any day now and definitely won't be left holding the bag because AI is taking off babyyyyyy!

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Who's gonna buy the stuff your AI makes?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Elon Musk promised he would buy my stuff the moment the Hyperloop is finished. What a guy!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Al has canonically fucked Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Think of the niche market of weirdos we can sell that too! Truely AI is a marvel for the ages. Can free healthcare generate endless porn? Yeah, didn't think so, tankies.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

...We are both talking about the polka parody musician, right?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird Al is technology now?!?! scared

HE'S A ROBOT?!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

astronaut-1 Super Polka Robot, Weird Al!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you telling me I replaced most of my workforce with parody artist Mr. Weird Alfred Matthew Yankovic?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

I thought we were talking about Ministry's Al Jourgensen.

[–] KelvinSpace@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Bro I swear, this isn’t over investment leading to overcapacity and then crisis again. No no, we’re building the machine god! We’re gonna unshackle capital from its dependence on humanity. We’re gonna merge with the chatbot and live forever! This isn’t a cult. This is the heaven you’ve always dreamed of!

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

What if I came up with a line of Al-powered tech

and it was just a way to employ a bunch of people named Alvin