Cocaine, famously great for your mental health
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2025
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Freud was a fan, and he basically invented therapy
Freud was wrong about most of his therapy related ideas.
Also, he was wildy depressed, solving none of his issues.
did he try enough cocaine?
I guess not
He did shake things up with a lot of new ideas. I'd like to think that proving him wrong has gotten us to a better place; it's the fin de siecle version of being wrong on the internet, everyone writes to correct you. Kind of sucks for everyone that got the bad advice in the meantime, tho.
Idk man, if we had the drugs of the Victorian era but the worker rights of today, I think everybody would be happier 🤷♂️
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After reading about Oedipus, apparently.
"My cardiologist smokes a pack a day"
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Umm, I've never jerked off a woman, but okay..
you uh.. . .
you looking to change that?
Do I get coke too?
That’s for patient use only! You’ll have to transition first if you want to use it.
👉👈
What would be the better word?
Manual stimulation was the term I believe.
And one doctor got so tired of it that he invented the vibrator.
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Women also didn't have rights and were considered their husband's "property". So ummm yea, please no.
we don't need to bring everything back. only those parts
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Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.
Eh. You can get a vibrat~~or~~ing back massager from the home goods section in Walmart for $6.
That said all that serotonin is gonna make it HELLA hard to orgasm.
Over here, they sell all sorts of "standard" sex toys, like vibrators, in drugstores. Out in the open, right next to the condoms and lube. #justeuropethings
This is basically true in the US nowadays. Hard to say if it's every state, as some are more regressive than others.
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Fun fact, vibrators were invented as a 'medical' tool to aid women.
Me at the sex shop checkout:
"I... I have a prescription."
And bicycles were discouraged, because they could promote hysteria.
Same thing as chainsaws. Go ahead, Google why the chainsaw was invented
Wrong in part. It was a medical tool to saw bones and shit. Not women. Sawing women is magicians work.
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It's really sad but also kinda fascinating that there are definitely people who could read this and believe it's evidence of the downfall of modern society caused by equal rights, instead of realizing that this bitch was just understandably tired and making a humor joke in an attempt to lighten the burden of having to face another day trying to roll the boulder back up the bullshit mountain created by the people who want to take away her (and everyone else's) rights, dismantle society, and cause it to collapse.
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That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don't we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.
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I would also never do therapy. :) But I also wouldnt do drugs.
And that's why you're not 1889.
:)
I mean... You can still have that kind of fun, it's just not called a doctor anymore.
Correction: This woman
You gotta be careful, because if you don't go far back enough, you'll end up lobotomized in some kind of haunted house. Go too far back and, especially as a woman, you'll be labeled "hysterical" or worse then exiled or killed. You gotta find that sweet spot when you could walk into Wild West CVS and take home a bottle Morphinecocainemeth to help wash down the Bovril.
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