It's corn man
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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I've seen this meme in the past as well.
I have never felt so present.
Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.
I don't remember meming any corm
Spoiler - she puts it in her pooper.
We commented this simultaneously on different threads...
A night in shiny, yellow corn. I too would like to stop seeing news + politics here. Appreciate this, hopefully it gets the message across.
Seems to be working...
Please, no US news and politics please
137 school children dead today in a drive by Tylenol attack on an ICE detention center. We'll have word from the president when he wakes up from his nap.
Fuuuuuuck I hate how hard this made me laugh... It's just barely hyperbolic, hahahaha
Don't know if this is serious or not but maybe y'all shouldn't have voted in this person who said they were going to do these things before they were voted in.
Sadly it's real. Tylenol attacks are an almost daily occurence.
Half of us didn't.
*30%
Ok. Only 30% of us voted for him.
Is that better?
Only 30% voted against him.
Well the children who can't vote don't seem to like him that much
*30% of eligible voters
Right. Only 30% of eligible voters voted for him.
Please, no ~~US~~ news and politics please
FTFY
But I need to learn about how Donald Trump is going to jail!
Yes, reposting shit posts is just lazy
Agreed there are a few folks here completely ruining this comm with US politics
Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.
Hey, it’s hard to distinguish US press releases from regular shit posts
God bless, fighting the good fight
Eating corn isn’t saying goodbye. It’s saying see you later.
This post is news in like half of US states
Fuck now my insecurities hit me hard. Did I do something not shit enough?
Now, if someone started posting regular news posts here to annoy you, they would actually be shitposts, right?
I feel like this dude about to flash me
Sex offender vibes for sure
Corn Flanders.
Nice corn stache
Imma start posting nothing but news here to troll because then they would also be true shitposts.
You have it backwards my droog, this uprising is approaching the threshold where it becomes a newsworthy event.
"This time... will be different!!"
People from other countries everyday
Just chop chives. At least then there's context.
You're not supposed to admit that you lurk on that site
Fuck, touche
OK so I was at work and stuff, how did the corn happen ? Who the heck started it ?
I did with this post I think. It sorta took off on it's own.
Damn, well good job sir
Like most great history, this was an oppsie daisy