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It's corn man

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[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've seen this meme in the past as well.

I have never felt so present.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 months ago

Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't remember meming any corm

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Spoiler - she puts it in her pooper.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We commented this simultaneously on different threads...

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A night in shiny, yellow corn. I too would like to stop seeing news + politics here. Appreciate this, hopefully it gets the message across.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Seems to be working...

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Please, no US news and politics please

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

137 school children dead today in a drive by Tylenol attack on an ICE detention center. We'll have word from the president when he wakes up from his nap.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

Fuuuuuuck I hate how hard this made me laugh... It's just barely hyperbolic, hahahaha

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't know if this is serious or not but maybe y'all shouldn't have voted in this person who said they were going to do these things before they were voted in.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 18 points 2 months ago

Sadly it's real. Tylenol attacks are an almost daily occurence.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok. Only 30% of us voted for him.

Is that better?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only 30% voted against him.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well the children who can't vote don't seem to like him that much

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago

Right. Only 30% of eligible voters voted for him.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Please, no ~~US~~ news and politics please

FTFY

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

But I need to learn about how Donald Trump is going to jail!

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Yes, reposting shit posts is just lazy

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Agreed there are a few folks here completely ruining this comm with US politics

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Hey, it’s hard to distinguish US press releases from regular shit posts

[–] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

God bless, fighting the good fight

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Eating corn isn’t saying goodbye. It’s saying see you later.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

This post is news in like half of US states

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

Fuck now my insecurities hit me hard. Did I do something not shit enough?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 2 months ago

Now, if someone started posting regular news posts here to annoy you, they would actually be shitposts, right?

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this dude about to flash me

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Sex offender vibes for sure

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

Corn Flanders.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Nice corn stache

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imma start posting nothing but news here to troll because then they would also be true shitposts.

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You have it backwards my droog, this uprising is approaching the threshold where it becomes a newsworthy event.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago

"This time... will be different!!"

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

People from other countries everyday

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just chop chives. At least then there's context.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're not supposed to admit that you lurk on that site

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

Fuck, touche

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK so I was at work and stuff, how did the corn happen ? Who the heck started it ?

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I did with this post I think. It sorta took off on it's own.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Like most great history, this was an oppsie daisy