They're lovers. The existence of washer dryers prove it.
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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I think they are more like cell mates. Stuck in the same small room. Can't leave. Warden checks on them periodically and gives them terrible food to eat....
They're way to close to be just work friends.
"roommates"
Well, according to Date Everything...
I just got around playing it, haven't yet talked to either, but the game is pretty funny. I'm not even into dating sims or VNs, but it's written well, full of puns and I'd recommebd it for everyone to try.
Yeah, it's a pretty awesome game. Basically a bunch of voice actors tried to figure out a way to make a game that included over 100 all main cast voice actors. Pretty much every voice actor you can think of is in it, and has a large role.
It's also excellently voice acted!
I try to bring them together, but my washer keeps walking away from my dryer during the spin cycle.
Washers work life is out of balance
One takes twice as long as the other to get their work done, so I think they're just work "friends" because the washer secretly hates how the dryer keeps talking so long.
You might need to clean out your vents.
Dryer's what?
Technically “washer and dryer’s what?” as they seem to co-own something.
Should be “washers and dryers”. I don’t mind a typo here and there, I’m guilty of it, but I hate this barely literate timeline.
I think husband and wife, maybe siblings?
Same family name.
I think there is a little static between them sometimes, so work friends
I have 2 dryers stacked on top of each other next to my washer.
My dryers are lovers. The washer gives them wet clothes and likes to watch them dry it's load.
Maybe I'm missing something obvious, but why two dryers and one washer? Are the capacities vastly different?
I wasn't the one you asked, but: dryers tend to take much longer than washers — sometimes twice as long. I frequently find myself leaving wet clothes in the washer while I wait for the previous dryer load to finish, so that I can then put another load in the washer.
In short: so you never have to wait for a dryer to finish and thus can sustain maximum laundry throughput.
Oh, that makes sense. I just try to stagger my dryer and washer when doing multiple loads so that I can empty the dryer before the washer finishes, but I can see how having a second dryer would help me on a lazy day.
Kabaka said it right. Dryers are slow compared to washers.
I live in Taiwan and it's stupid humid here. So by the time the 1st load finally dries, the 2nd load has been baking in the heat and in most cases, already mold/stinks.
They have their own thing going on. I'm definitely a third wheel, it's very awkward at laundry time. I can tell they just want me to go away and leave them alone.
Mine are joined at the hip (combo closet unit)
My washer is quick, lound, has a temper, gets violent and finishes it 's work in 24 minutes.
My dryer is slow, deliberate, and quiet. It takes all the washer's shit and sorts it out ready to be folded.
Unrequited love:
Stuck in separate rooms
She sends him sweet damp laundry
Can’t reciprocate
Just got a heat pump 2 in 1. So far so good