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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Naho_Zako@piefed.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽

Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it's not. It's some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.

Edit: Here's a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 161 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohard

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

Lemmy.world/c/shirtsthatgohardbutdont

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 117 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I need them all to just......live in my house.

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 125 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it's a "murder" of goths.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Cobb of goths. Obviously... Smh

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A β€œDaddy Issues” of goths

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's a cleavage on the ground, or a spill on the water.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

This poster Romans!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

Be Roman in Greece.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You forgot the garlic butter, I'm falling for that plain toast.

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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

Be the goth girl you want to see in your house. That's my plan.

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 99 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think he's "taking" anything. It's not his fault they flock to him.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They want to turn him. Move that N to the end.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh man if one of them farted in my direction I would ruin my santa pants.

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I....

I just. Don't even know how to feel about this comment. The name... paired with it... along with the similar username...

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh I didn't realise it WASN'T the individual with the username until you pointed it out. We've gotten used to strange things on lemmy

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

I guess you are a Satan's maggoty cum fart alt?

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 weeks ago

Homeboy about to sleigh some shit

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Hey OP, can you use this link instead? https://imginn.com/p/DSD4mSUEqEf/

This way you can look without an insta account :)

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great site indeed πŸ˜‚

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, I've never seen anything like that when I open it on Firefox with uBlock Origin:

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I figured that was probably the case. My experience was opening through the Voyager iOS app

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

Funnily enough, I spent like 5-7 mins before posting trying to get both imginn.com and imginn.io to pull up the reel, and they both said nope. I tried fiddling with uBlock Origin, but it didn't work, and both IronFox and Vanadium wouldn't load it. So I gave up and assumed they broke or smth.

I'll still edit the post with the imginn.com link though πŸ‘

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

Santa, can I, πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ, see that specific naughty list, please?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas ... and it will be worth it.

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So they are β€˜cosplaying’ as goth hotties? I don't think much cosplaying is involved there.

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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] lilPossum@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No way Santa might finally give me what I've been asking for the past 5 years

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Ok sorry to ask what I guess is obvious. I haven't been on in as couple of days and now everyone is talking about corn. Could someone please have mercy on me and explain it? Really sorry but I don't know how to get to the origin of these things. I just see little hints in post after post.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It is corn time. Squash is next, but we'll have to wait until the current corn excitement dies down.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Of course. How silly of me.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know anything about agriculture, but is this what they call crop rotation?

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It started as people wanting actual shitposts instead of political posts. Then it got traction like beans and jeans back in the day.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, so just sort of spontaneously then.

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They want to be his "nightmare" before Christmas.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Leave him alone, he works hard all year long and only goes out once, he deserves all the big tittied goth girls in the world.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Santa stole my present, he better run

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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Does anyone have a way to access Instagram content without joining that site, like there is for twitter?

For reasons.

Edit: never mind I found it in another comment...

[–] frog@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hoes! Hoes! Hoes!

Merry Christmas!

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