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I need your help to settle this perpetual disagreement in my home. I'm team 'skon' whereas my husband is team 'skone.'

Some context, we are not native to the UK so I will humbly accept consensus.

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[-] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Scone. Anyone who says scone is wrong.

[-] scrchngwsl@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Hard to disagree with that.

[-] rubikfrog@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago

This thread is asking for trouble

[-] chaosppe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Agreed, I think half the community will turn against me if I post my answer 🗿

[-] wildeaboutoskar@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

At least nobody has asked which order to put the jam and cream on, there'd be carnage

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[-] Loccy@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago

I'll bite.

It's a "skone". Clue is in the fact it's spelt "scone", ie just substitute the K for a C. It it was a skon it would be called a scon.

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[-] sideone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Skone, like phone and bone.

[-] icky_mess@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Skon, like shone and gone.

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[-] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

If it was suppose to be a skone it would be called a skone.

[-] Jaidyn999@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The town in Scotland is pronounced "Skoon".

[-] NoTime@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

This is the correct answer.

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[-] docclox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Rhymes with "gone"

[-] Emsquared@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

I've always said scone as in bone. My Aussie other half says skon so by default I end up saying "scone slash scon". I count this as being billingual.

[-] Higlerfay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Best answer yet, esp since I imagine you have plenty of fun colloquialisms with an Aussie partner!

[-] Emsquared@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Ha. Thanks. Navigating those delicate variations in the shared English language (lollies for sweets, chips for crisps and yet chips are chips. I'll never get that). Oddly my OH says pasta as in parstar compared to my pasta as in..er..Rasta. Language eh.Don't get me started on Yoghurt as in Yowghurt.

[-] scott@lem.free.as 3 points 1 year ago

But pasta is Italian (alright, it's Chinese (props to Messrs. Polo)) and they pronounce it the Australian way.

Disclosure: I grew up in Australia but live here now.

[-] addie@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Edinburgh-er here - skon for the cake thing, skoon for the town. Skown never.

Normally when you say 'skoon' you're referring to the 'stone of scone', our big lump of magical red sandstone, which is obviously completely unlike any other bit of rock you might find on your travels. Used to be what the kings/queens of Scotland were crowned upon until the English stole it for theirs to sit on; if you say it that way, we'll have to assume you're interested in a debate about the role and future of the monarchy and will engage you.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I go with skon, for I am common as muck and not ashamed of it. I won't judge you if you say skone, but I will think you're posh.

[-] Mane25@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The thing about that is everyone believes the way they don't pronounce it is the posh way.

Where I grew up, calling it skon would get you labelled posh.

[-] Loccy@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But I am common as muck. I haven't met an H I haven't dropped and I'm proper Bermondsey and Millwall. And it's a "skone". In fact the only people who call it a "skon" in my experience in deepest darkest Saaaaaaaf Laaaaaaandaaan are posh cnuts.

Spock has a cat. Your argument is invalid.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Hmm, I'm willing to entertain your evidence but let's do an experiment.

"Hew mate, giz a skon"

"Greetings good sir, would you mind if I partake in one of your delightful skones?"

Yeah, nah, one of these is deffo posher than the other 😉

[-] Loccy@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"alright geez, giz a skone"

"Good evening my good man. My name is Lord Ponsonby Smythe Smythe Smythe. Could I trouble you for one of those skons?"

Works both ways.

Edit: my friend, who I am currently drinking pints with, says "skon is more northern but posh and scone is more estuary".

And he's an expert and a cunt (his own description of himself).

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I see we shall have to agree to disagree*, that second one makes no sense! :D

* but we'll do it in a civil manner, 'cos this is a nice place

[-] Loccy@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

By the power of editing clarification I shall smight thee in twain.

But for the record this is all cracking fun.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lol your friend is incorrect but I do appreciate his confidence (and your underhand ways)

[-] haych@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

For me, I pronounce it as cone with an s at the start. Whereas my parents pronounce it as con with an s at the start.

Scone makes more sense then scon, purely by spelling, if it was scon then it would be spelt "scon".

[-] wildeaboutoskar@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Didn't think we'd be getting to the drama quite so soon!

I'm in the south west and I say it like 'cone' with an s at the start. I view the other way as being posh, but oddly enough it's the other way around for people in other parts of the country.

One of the things I love about the UK is the diversity in terms of accents, it's so rich

[-] Higlerfay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I had a feeling what I was walking into with this question.. Can't say i expected the draw it's turned into though!

[-] Fog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm a commoner, so it's Scon for me! As humans we tend to cut out words and letters due to laziness, or to put it positively, to save time 😂.

[-] fross@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Scon to rhyme with gone is how posh people say it - the Queen said it that way herself!

[-] sabret00the@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Scone rhymes with stone

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Skon, for me.

Although if you're talking about the Palace in Perthshire, then it's Skoon.

[-] Higlerfay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Good shout, wouldn't want to embarrass myself when I make my way out there after the new museum opens.

Scone rhymes with gone, much to the annoyanve of my partner who rhymes it with stone.

[-] edent@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

That's easy. I pronounce it correctly.

[-] agreyworld@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Grew up in Yorkshire where we will shorten anything but an "o" sound, which instead becomes very long. So scone rhymes "stone", with extra "o".

Slap bang in the blue area: https://brilliantmaps.com/scone-map/

[-] bug@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

This is some serious analysis!

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[-] Deccarrin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Easy, it's Skone until you eat it, then it's Skon.

[-] mdwhite999@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm from the south of England but live on the east coast of Scotland and I pronounce it Skon

[-] InduperatorRex@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Technically neither is "correct" (as if a pronunciation by native speakers could be in any way wrong) as it's originally a Scots word, and in Scots it's pronounced [skɔn] so that it rhymes with "lawn"

[-] valkyrie@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Brought up in the home counties and it's always been scone (bone) to me.

Related controversy: café, one or two syllables??

[-] docclox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Depends. If it's a greasy spoon sort of place, then caff. If it's a bit posh, then caff-ay

[-] mdwhite999@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I agree. A caff and a caffay are 2 different things

[-] Higlerfay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm my unqualified opinion, two for sure. How do you even say it otherwise? Caff?

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[-] foxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I can't help but see skone. However, my husband insists on being team skon so we both call it a skon, against my best judgement.

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[-] mbirth@lemmy.mbirth.uk 2 points 1 year ago
[-] dot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

I’m from the Derbyshire Dales and my partner is from West London and we’re both team skone, thankfully.

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