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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Red onions are all RED!

I've never seen a red onion only purple but if I ever do see a red onion I guarantee it will not be purple.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

In Japan green onions are called "blue onions". I do not know why.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Japanese used to have no distinction between blue and green

[–] Overshoot2648@lemmy.today 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Most people don't have the distinction between blue and cyan despite the fact that it is the same distance as red is from yellow. :/

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

It's because it's a less distinct element from blue than red is to yellow. It's kinda like how someone can tell the difference between a heavy machine and a pistol but they may not be able to tell the difference between a rifle and a shotgun.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

And pretty much everything orange is named red.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Leave it to colorblind people to name everything color-related.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

as a radical colourblind: colour is a construction of the mind. Colour names make no sense. The only thing that matters is contrast.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Color is in the eyeballs. The proteins in your eyes that react to different wavelengths of light produce the network of colors we see. Your brain processes the image but all the color signals are assigned by your eyes.

I believe there's even lens tech that can help alter colors so colorblind can differentiate the colors easier if the colorblindness falls into certain variants.

[–] FranciscoLopez@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Team ‘red onion is purple’ reporting for duty 🫡 ‘Red’ is just marketing—someone at Big Onion is lying to us.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 107 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Red Onions (and every other not-red food that's called red) is older in the English language than the word "purple".

Purple is a relatively modern concept in English having first been used circa 900AD. Before that basically everything towards the magenta part of the spectrum was all just called red.

See also Orange, the colour is named after the fruit and not the other way round.

Look, man, I'm not concerned with what middle earth or Mordor or whatever can see, I'm here on the planet U S of A.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Wasn't purple a "royal" colour back in Roman toga times? Maybe it was called something different?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

The Latin and Greek speaking parts of the world probably had a word for purple by that point. Remember the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes who would evolve into the medieval Anglo-Saxons were from around modern continental Denmark to about the modern Hanover region. This area didn't really have the color purple all that much and frankly speaking Britain ain't much better on that front, probably why it took till around the viking age to get a word for it since that's when pan European trade started to pick up again to a large enough degree for purple dyes to start getting to Britain on a regular basis.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

It was. It was the royal color because it was famously hard and expensive to make purple dyes out of sea snails.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrian_purple

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

It was "purpura" in Latin. OP said purple is relatively modern in English.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 1 points 21 hours ago

Yes but not in English, which was my point

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

See also: ‘robin red breast’ to describe the European robin, which very clearly has an orange breast:

A small brown and white bird with a very orange chest and face perched on a branch

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

-chen und -lein machen alle Dinge klein.
~(It's called Rotkehlchen. Proverb: Suffixes -chen and -lein make all things small)~

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s the same reason why ”Violets are blue”.

[–] Denixen@feddit.nu 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Roses are red and violets are blue, You have been misled, for that isn't true

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

Roses are red, but nobody cares, Waxed lightly weathered, cut copper stairs

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Before that basically everything towards the magenta part of the spectrum was all just called red.

And before that we have people looking at colours entirely differently, like Homer calling the sea the colour of red wine.

Which my Greek teacher would explain by saying "my pencil is the the same shade of yellow as your book is blue".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Cultures around the world divide the color spectrum up in wildly different ways, which really highlights the absurdity of "color" being a real, objective property. There's one culture (I forget which, somewhere in Africa) where all the "dark" variants of colors are called by the same name. Other cultures often combine texture and other properties into their words for colors.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Or perhaps Homer was colorblind?

[–] kopasu22@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The concept of purple is older than English, though. I guess when English chose to adopt it is the main question, but should be clarified that the term where "purple" derives from goes back to the ancient Romans, who recognized it as a distinct color used for royalty given the difficulty in obtaining it.

It does have me wondering exactly when red onions first arrived in the UK, or what the Romans may have called it (potentially before those dirty Britons got their hands on it).

I also know that, when boiled, they yield a very rich, red color. Could maybe be named "red" due to that? Some Orthodox Christians/eastern Europeans traditionally use red onions to dye eggs for Easter.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 12 points 1 day ago

I was always curious about this! I’m bilingual and I always get mixed up because they’re actually called “purple onions” in Spanish. I always forget which language calls it which, but knowing this is definitely helpful!

[–] SexualPolytope 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In Bangla, we call the color peyaji, which is basically "onion-y". It's also what we call onion fritters, and they're absolutely delicious.

Edit: Just remembered that we also use it as a slang for fucking around. Not sure where that came from lol.

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago

Maybe you all have color blindness.

[–] Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Red foxes are clearly orange. Black tea is clearly red. White grapes are clearly green.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Black tea refers to the visible degree of oxidation of the tea leaves - yellow, white and green teas all do the same thing. Similarly, white grapes are called that because they produce white (clear) liquid (though it's clearly yellowish so they should really be called yellow grapes...).

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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

And maroons are escaped slaves that set up their own communities in the Caribbean.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 34 points 1 day ago

No need to insult them

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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What really breaks my brain is that the pigment responsible for this purple hue are called anthocyanins. It literally has a root-word for blue in the name, even though that's not the only color it can make.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Green onions are green but not onions!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

In Japan they're called blue onions - neither blue nor onions.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Not with that attitude

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If I pickle them in vinegar, they turn bright pink, if I alkalize them in baking soda, they turn blue, if I cook them slowly in butter they turn a deep brown color.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 21 hours ago

Pickled red onions are next fucking level. They are so goddamn good its kind of crazy

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Grapes, too.

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