this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2025
200 points (97.6% liked)

memes

18570 readers
5127 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

USA: "Silly EU is regulating every little thing!" Also USA:

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

The US food rules are weird because we highly regulated food a hundred years ago so well we stopped regulating nearly as much since. This means our rules are designed largely to stop 19th century style adulteration

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

"Tested at 20°C"

"Refrigerate after opening" 🙄

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who the fuck wants thinner ketchup? At some point you’re just going to end up with sugar sweetened V8.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

It's not a sugary nightmare in every country

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You could use it as a dressing rather than a dip. Like sriracha or tabasco, but not spicy.

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 1 points 14 hours ago

Russian dressing.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

Maybe I want sweet tomato glazed fries, did you ever think about that, Kevin?

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

When you discuss condiments on BobIsTheOilGuy.com.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 21 points 1 day ago

The American law covers that too

Catsup, ketchup, or catchup is the food prepared from one or any combination of two or more of the following optional tomato ingredients:

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

That's the sound my cat makes when expelling a hair ball. CATSUP

[–] fonji@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago
[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

just add more corn syrup - heinz

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That's practically tomato juice you sick MFer!

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

I have been wanting to try making my own ketchup to see how it compares to Heinz (or any other brand in the US since, to me, they all taste the same; which is mostly vinegar flavor).

Well what do you want to do about thin walled cauldrons that are a safety hazard?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You fiend! This is madness, madness!
You just un-fancied my fancy ketchup!