I miss that,
These days they just shoot you on the spot
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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Swatting became a verb in the 90s.
Swatting wasn't really a thing until the 2000s. The term wasn't even really coined until nearly the end of the 2000s. The FBI was using it in like 2008 or so.
See Wikipedia or this FBI archive article https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/news/stories/2008/february/swatting020408
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Don’t forget that he owes his entire life earnings to a corporation for downloading 180 songs.
Most heinous crime. Almost as bad as downloading a car
You wouldn't!!
I did. In fact, I've downloaded more cars for Cyberpunk 2077 and GTA IV than I've been inside of IRL.
Username almost checks out
I'm a big bearded Scandinavian (born in Denmark and lived here all my life) with far left political views and a love for tie dye, so I'd say it fits quite well 😁
I'm even growing out my beard to go for a viking braid like this 😁
I just meant you paid for the cars, rather than just take them, because you can. As a Viking.
Lol I'm dumb don't worry.
Sweet beard though. I gave one of my employees an award at my Christmas party for having the best beard. The only beard actually.
I gave one of my employees an award at my Christmas party for having the best beard. The only beard actually.
Nice! Was she pleased?
After she calmed down she accepted...
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i so would. downloading new car, while the uploader keeps theirs? that's a fucking no-brainer.
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2pac.mp3.exe
Wait, why does the song not start playing when I double-click it?
You have to run the song as an administrator.
Its soo good its needs full read write acess to your drive.
Its for uh surround sound 👌👌👌
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go into powershell and type sudo [song name]. sudo is the music player
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Oh, that one was good. 😙
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They started investigating him as soon as he started downloading that MP3. Did some reconnaissance around the house, got some surveillance intel, consulted a judge and a few expert witnesses, then commenced the on-site op and apprehended him when it was about 90% complete. (That's about how long it took to download MP3s in the 90s.)
At what point did they shoot the dog?
Kristi Noem wasn't working with the government back then.
ACAB. They'll all kill your dog, She just somehow took pride(?) in doing so.
Noem is unique in that she killed her own dog instead of someone else's, and then bragged that it spoke to her leadership skills.
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Today the corporate AI downloads all of the songs, artwork, movies, text, etc. on the internet and the police will just shoot you in the face for no reason.
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now this happens when you post wild shit on social
Quote charlie kirk being racist and they will come take you away
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR NOW WOULD YOU??
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Hackers
Mess with the best...!
I might kill a constable, shit in his hat, and then send that hat to his widow, though.
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Metallica seen by people through the decades :
80s : Oh wow, it's a fun thrash band with a cool bassist
90s : Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on you sellout piece of shit
00s : Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on you sellout piece of shit also you're fucking clowns 🤡🤡🤡🤡
10s : Oh wow, they're still going
20s : Oh wow, they're still going
(NB : My opinion is still the 00s opinion because I'm a millenial)
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Still remember downloading nirvana_smells_like_teen_spirit.mp3 for the first time. It may have taken 25 minutes on Napster, but nothing has ever sounded so good played out of my aux speakers in Winamp.
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And the file ends up being 5mins of toilet sounds... and 17 viruses.
Gotta love the frosted tips detail.
I liked the can of Surge
They always protect the owner class, never the people.
it really was like that.
I remember one time I got spooked that I was about to be raided and took all my backups (on DVDs) to a friends house after a loooong and winding path to their house to ensure I wasn't followed.
when I dropped it off all he asked was, "can I copy what you have?"
told him he could copy whatever he wanted if he had the drive space. it was a full binder of 100 data DVDs.
was never raided but I was looking over my shoulder for weeks after that.
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'90s? This came out in June 1st of 99 so I guess for 6 months it was the 90s. Napster was mainly the early 2000s. Before really LimeWire and stuff came around.
Ah, now they bust down your door in full paramilitary tactical gear after rolling up in an MRAP and APC, then just shoot you for “resisting.”
90’s were the good old days.
Remember the ‘80s, where a lot of the action films were heroes wiping out boardrooms full of evil dystopian executives…? Yeah. Funny we don’t see much of that anymore.
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Growing up for the final 6 months of the 90s, you mean? Napster launched June 1, 1999...
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The only time I even got a notice from my ISP about pirating shit is if I downloaded anything made by Disney or Nintendo.
Should have become an AI CEO.
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