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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 134 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Totally accidental, I'm sure.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is the name of a Japanese deity, so I think it is an actual accident. Funny as fuck though!

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah a tech billionaire being into Japanese culture is marginally more likely than a billionaire being a Nazi. Lots of over lap of course but I think the Japanese culture fascination is the more likely explanation

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think it's more likely but from what I understand he's got another boat with a Japanese name so it's much more likely named after the deity.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

This particular shit bag is a huge weeb, and the name is of a Japanese goddess. It doesn't mean he isnt a nazi, just that this is probably a coincidence.

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

and there it is - the racist conspiracy fantasy in full effect

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 119 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

First of all, fuck Larry Ellison.

BUT: Apparently he's a giant weeb and all his yachts are named after Japanese stuff. Izanami is a god from Japanese mythology. There is reasonable doubt here.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, not just a god in that mythology but one of the most important ones since she created a lot of other gods. If he's got another boat named Izanagi, I am pretty sure it's just a very, very funny coincidence. Almost like the universe is trying to tell him something about his bullshit Zionist ways.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I cant find it now but there was this great photo of a dude dressed up in full SS attire surrounded by a ton of anime posters and figures lol.

Also I'd suggest him a name from an IJN ship that met an untimely end. Plenty of options.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Two things can be true

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was like "izanami sounds like some naruto shit" imo you can simply add a second word and ruin the backwards spelling.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

She's in SMITE as well, teleporty ganky ADC

[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I mean, it's the name of a Japanese goddess but fuck nice things amirite

This is a techbro though so, no tears shed

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, coincidences can happen. This case, idk, maybe not?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean a tech bro being a little too into Japanese culture isn't that out there

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But it's more likely he's a Nazi

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't grace any of the shite that Oracle makes with the term "technology," except for its database, and it's old and for many years had quality issues so severe that it nearly crashed the firm. Everything else Oracle makes is bloated crap (e.g., its ERP software) or piss-poor me-too variants of Linux distros, cloud platforms, etc. And they managed to make Java even worse, which must have taken some doing.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was gonna say surely you'd not be both so stupid and evil to actually do this intentionally

.... Then I read it was one of Larry Ellison's kids

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't one of Musk's kids an awesome trans activist?

Also, fuck my father. Children shouldn't be tarnished by their parent's crimes.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But the moniker didn’t stick after Ellison was informed that the name spelled something deeply embarrassing when reversed: “I’m a Nazi.”

It’s the kind of joke the “Succession” writers’ room could only dream of coming up with. And it’s especially awkward given the family’s strong ties to Israel. His first wife described Ellison as “an ardent Zionist,” per Vulture, and he’s been known to be “close” with current prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

Sounds pretty accurate...

Support a genocidal ethnostate long enough, your subconscious stops trying to be subtle

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm not that kind of fascist, I'm this other kind of fascist!"

  • Larry Ellison
[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because fuck clickbait

izanami -> imanazi (im a nazi)

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How is it clickbait? The title literally says the name of the ship, and the ability to read a word backwards should be something one acquires by around 5th grade.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Title might have been edited after the fact for all we know, original title doesn't have it

[–] FEIN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

i appreciate the spirit though lmfao

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 32 points 2 weeks ago

The name was appropriate.

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

I guarantee that piece of shit knew. Fuck the Ellisons.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Seems to me like the head of a global media conglomerate should be more aware of the messages he sends. If he were an employee, this would probably have gotten him fired. But ownership is the best job security, isn't it?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

If he was a nazi, he would support a military that does a false flag, and commits a genocide against a semite population.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Could have just sold it to Elmo.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why I named my yacht "Dawyaglatotami" as to avoid things like this.

Nazis really love fucking with other peoples' religions. First the swastika and now this.

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, another victory of the great good over the evil evilness: bad word eliminated! Hurray! And don't you fucking dare to not "hurray" with us!

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

They misspelled the word “accurate” in the title as “horrible”

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck....

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It... sinks unlike a duck?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Try "Iznogud" next.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

So he just reversed it.

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is it really that unbelievable that one of the literal devil’s kids is a nazi?