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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 122 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They think they invented “random” humor

Do they? Most seem to know damned well that they got it from their parents / older siblings.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Knowing this would require me to interact with children much more than I would like to.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

They don't have to interact to observe and mimic behaviors!

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago

They don't think that. The seemingly adults think that. So often I see people complaining about kids and their brainrot, and it's not from the kids themselves

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

W E E D E A T E R

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

sammich! and then he shot a sandwich at him

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Holds up spork

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Can't believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.

Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 month ago

Woe to your use of whoa

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Agreed on all fronts, but also *woe is society

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Idk back when I was in college we fucked each other /s

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I remember th same thing as a freshman, it was not any different lol

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Gooning:

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure

[–] Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Gooning for Budda

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

So stimfaping?

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[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol

[–] subOrange@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

This is it: low income folks that graduated in '94 were the last to get full student grants and no fees to pay + renting was relatively way cheaper too.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[We didn't start the fire](We Didn’t Start the Fire https://share.google/rITfDo2jfcUB6gBlo)

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ew share.google link

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[–] shane@feddit.nl 30 points 1 month ago

The kids are alright.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Drat, too blurry to make out the less common horrifying things people are looking forward to.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I reckon I can see jazz aneurysms in there on the left!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?

[–] NeonNight@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Dying, dying, dead? Just taking a guess here I'm no jive turkey anymore either.

[–] Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it's AI, and I don't if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A lot of phone camera apps that used to do "post processing" now do it with ai

[–] user224 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The picture often looks better in viewfinder than when I finally snap it.

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[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it

The text makes sense, so it's unlikely that it's AI.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had to look up Mr Gassy Incredibles

[–] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

...and? I'm scared to

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

The future leaders of the world.

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gooning is the least bad thing about that generation.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gooning is their word for masturbation, but most kids that use that word don't know what it means.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I made a helpful table

Activity Type Visual Stimulation Duration
Gooning Mental Required (Typically porn) Long
Masturbating Physical Optional Long OR Short
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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Glasgow Gooners!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That teacher is rethinking his whole life.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Class survey?

uh oh, if it isn't the uni I went to

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm gooning every day

Because I scare away

I smell like fish fillet

Because I have no job

My favourite rapper is pat god

My favourite streamer is kai cenat

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

music to my ears

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