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[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's not a snack, it's a huge meal!

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago

Family size banana

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 week ago

HANDS OFF MY BANANA!

[–] python@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We need more mainstream banana varieties :c I don't want to die only having tried the Canvendish

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're in the US, there's a lot of options for ordering exotic fruits, including bananas, but they can be expensive and you got to be ready to eat them fairly fast once they arrive in the mail.

I have a friend who used Miami Fruit before: https://miamifruit.org/collections/fresh-fruit/products/banana-variety-box

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 15 points 1 week ago

You bet your goddamn ass I can eat $147 worth of exotic bananas in two days.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I order exotic fruit plants from Sow Exotic, they have a pretty good range of bananas. The search function isn't great but their selection is.

https://sowexotic.com/collections/all-plants?sort_by=relevance&q=Banana+

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe this is what we'll get when the Cavendishes go extinct.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There is already a cavendish variety that resists the fungus or what is it attacking it, but it was created using gene manipulation so it's not allowed in the EU

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Can we do a plague resistant Gros Michel, please?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

one can only hope

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's just hope they have a bunch of seeds cryogenically frozen in a lab somewhere.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I do think it's weird that every banana cultivar is described a having a "creamy" texture. Is there a banana with a jagged, rough texture out there? Chunky? Gritty? Watery? Greasy?

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh fuck, give me them greasy nanners!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I've definitely had gritty bananas. Red bananas have such a small window of ripeness anymore they might as well be called gritty bananas now.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have no clue what bananas used to taste like before they got bred to mostly the same 🍌 but maybe? I'm too lazy to look up descriptions of the tastes of old banana types. I also don't want to see the results of said web search.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

well cooking bananas/plantains are starchy

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

banana for scale?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

x5 multiplier, 1 in 1,000,000 chance to go extinct at the end of the round

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

*only works in hawaii

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure I have an ex that can deepthroat that like it's nothing...

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Do not the Hua Moa banana

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

I see your eggplant and raise you a banana.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That’s a nice chode

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Perfectly sized for slenderman's hands. Checkmate athiests.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

I thought maybe it would be the bit from Young Frankenstein where women sing in reaction to the monster's ehem banana

He does have "an enormous schwanzstucker" y'know