I just bring 28 hot dogs in under my coat. It's a victimless crime.
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
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Suspiciously hot dog shaped person: one ticket for sausage party please
Don't forget the pump chili and pump ketchup/mustard.
Do you bring a portable grill for them glizzies?
You think I just started doing this yesterday? We're talking fully cooked and wrapped in that tinfoil paper stuff. You know those puffy winter jackets? I cut all the padding out and fill those with dogs, keeps me toasty warm too.
Hot dog budget: $800 / month
Someone who is good at the economy, please help me my family is dying.
Buy fewer hot dogs
If you just take them they get ornery
$7.99 for a hot dog is still fucking robbery, ngl
My local Alamo Drafthouse charges $20 for a hotdog.
I'd feel ripped off paying $20 in Monopoly money for a hot dog
lol wtf
does that come with a free beer?
No but it does come with fries.
Depends on the dawg I think. A 5/1 or 4/1 for sure. But a properly loaded 3/1 Chicago dawg with quality ingredients id probably pay eight bucks for.
But I guess that has to ignore the fact that a cinema isn't selling a 3/1 with high end ingredients. It probably comes with a ketchup, mustard, and relish packet on a stale bun that split down the backside so it falls apart when you pick it up.
We have the best treatsologists don't we folks? 
You're hearing it more and more
$1 USD dollar at ikea (though they sell them at a loss)
pass me that bucket of hot dogs would you
6264.16$ for hot dogs is crazy
this is ridiculous. only 28 hot dogs? I'd run out before the end of the first act
Hello frisk undertale
lmao, i feel seen.
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