A Wizard comes precisely when he means to!
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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You responded to my DM? I was sure it was a scam.
Oh, no lovely lady we are certainly Real.
You Fool! I know that but what kind of an idiot would announce their presence?
Wwhat?
You see, you might be a hot Wizard but I am A Cool sorcerer! Now face my ICE BLAST!
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Gotta do some ponderin on that orb
The link is broken. Please fix
Try pondering your orb now
Nice try THE ORB, but you won't get me to join your hive mind!
yeaa
But they have little fluffy clouds!
That's just lies that THE ORB tells you to make you join the hive mind of THE ORB.
I take off my robe and wizard hat
I cast ensnare
I cast entangle
I cast wall of thorns
I cast cloud of bees
I cast cone of coelacanths
I cast rain of spiders
I cast whip of licorice
I cast curse of now every time you kiss someone they say you kiss like a fish
I cast fireball for good measure once or twice
I cast that one memory charm that makes you think you been at the piggly wiggly when you just been on fire
Sorry, but I'm more into rhinos
I'll keep scrolling
take off
Doff
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I LOVE ORB
Sex for fun or sex for magick stuff?
Magical sexy fun stuff
Maybe he can pull me out of a hat 😉 .
With a wizard it is both
HOT WIZARDS EATING BEANS!
SEXY WIZARDS IN YOUR UNIVERSE DEVOURING BEANS
SEX = Secret Enchantment eXchange? Count me in!
Do you know how to make a red apple green?
is that an 8.5" phoenix feather core fir wand in your pocket or are you that happy to see me