Pollution makes your penis small but having a small penis makes you buy a big truck that pollutes more.
I don't really see a way out of this.
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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RFK Jr bathes in pollution, his peepee is sooo small
If you include the worm inside his brain, the net length is probably 7 cm
Yeah, sometimes the worm gets drunk and forgets which head it's supposed to be inhabiting. It's always a rude shock when Wormy sobers up.
rfk jr is obssesed with children and people Testosterone levels.
"I was swimming and the pool was cold and highly polluted, I swear!"
I was in the cesspool Jerry!
Where was this posted? She isnt active on twitter or bluesky or mastodon as far as i found.
seems to be from 2021... the stupid "1h ago" is a cancer
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/greta-thunberg-science-report_n_605dc69ec5b66d30c743a656
and now i wonder how "greta thunberg penises" will affect my search history 😂
Screenshot with context
Oh i see, yeah that date explains it.
sending this article to republicans rn
they would be worried if they read things
So according to South Park, if we just adjust how penis size is calculated to pad the numbers a bit, the Republicans might stop being so pissy.
This is how we convince them to use the metric system
Yeah 12cm sounds alot more than 3.5 burger inches or whatever
Cartman still won't be happy
This is true. I have one such small penis.
Xenoestrogens! Will make the dick shrivel, or, not develop in the first place.
Plastics make it possible!
And here I thought my penis was shrinking because of the estrogen shots.