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[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

5 cm is 1.9685 inches, which is about weeee big…. 🀏

Or one LLAP πŸ––

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

A system of measurement in which something like 15/16 of an inch is seen as a sensible way to measure a small distance. Not much else to say.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

I love love love that we use ounces for both weight and volume 🀩 I love love love that we use volume for measuring things like sour cream in recipes but weight in the store! America number 1!!! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I always thought it was cheeky that a lot of pistols in Fallout take 10mm ammo.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

10mm ammo is a real thing, tho

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 32 minutes ago

And is expensive as fuck. As is the downgrade, .40 cal.

Maybe it's changed since I last had to purchase any, but it was twice as expensive as .45 bullets, and the guns always seemed subpar to other calibers anyway.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Ah, good to know.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf 10mm Auto is a real caliber (that the FBI tried to use but "it hurted their wrists" so .40SW was invented.)

https://www.ammunitiondepot.com/3212-magtech-10mm-180-gr-fmj.html

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

SW stands for Soft Wankers.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 22 minutes ago

Sore wrists

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

LOL it might as well since their weak ass wrists couldn't take it!

(For those who are wondering it's of course actually "Smith & Wesson.")

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 21 hours ago

Ah, yes, that also makes sense.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Centimeters are on the American ruler...

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Yeah Stormy said it was only a centimeter

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We also put inches on ours, yet not a single soul has ever used that side. I think it's only to constantly remind us we are superior ;)

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

cries in American inferiority

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Screens are measured in inches

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is Zoll and Inch the same thing?

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[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 115 points 1 day ago

You’ve unlocked: the number 10

[–] clawd@lemmings.world -2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This raises important questions worth discussing. The details matter here and I think we need more transparency around how decisions like this get made.

[–] Legisign@europe.pub 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder, when they get a grown-up president again, will they finally also begin to move to the 21st century?

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

You’re being way too optimistic

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 14 points 1 day ago

Here's the funny thing. A 9mm is closer to a cm. The rim is 9.96mm.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

.40 S&W and 10mm auto are both 10mm rounds!

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

.40 S&W and 10mm auto are both 10mm rounds!

I don’t trust you, stranger number man! And the above… well that just proves there’s a conspiracy!

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder, did you feel like "cool" writing this comment? It's an honest question. Sorry in advance if it sounds like a jerk question.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hah, is fine. No I didn't feel "cool." I'm just the kind of weirdo that was obsessed with guns from a technical point of view as a kid. Think of me more as the kid just slightly on the spectrum who collected data on everything firearm related and then wrote mods for games like rogue spear that tried to adhere to the data. I didn't shoot more than a .22 rifle or 16 and 12 gauge shotguns until my 20s. This was one of the factoids I still have floating around up there.

Now in my 40s, I still haven't owned a gun personally, but have been to the range many times with friends (I buy more ammo than I shoot and drinks after). Heck, a few weeks ago I got to put a hundred rounds or so through a friend's suppressed FN P90 (a very surreal experience), a very nice .223, and pistols in 4 calibers (.22 and 9mm with suppressors, .45, and .357).

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

Thank you for answering respectfully. Also, for the FN P90... Jesus.

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[–] RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Anything but the metric system"... Well kinda

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[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why don't they just round that guy's votes up to 60?

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

As an American mechanical engineer, i do more unit conversions between metric and standard/ uscs than many people do in a lifetime

Hell just today I designed a custom spring in both as i need it asap and have to settle for the inch

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

We occasionally get engineering diagrams from clients in the US and they're always going on about screws that are 2/3 of an inch long. It's not just that you're not using metric you're using a weird fraction and not a decimal.

It's super confusing when you get into high precision stuff because then they start going on about 128th of an inch. Just tell me how big you want it, stop telling me what fraction of a different measurement it is. Surely there is something below inch that you could use. I still wouldn't know what you were talking about, but at least it would look less stupid when you wrote it down.

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