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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 30 points 2 days ago

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Same recipe

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Do you like... penicillin on your pizza?

salutes, begins humming Taps

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Classical Roman deep dish pizza from near Napels:

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is it normal for the jalapeno to still be, normal

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's a banana pepper and no

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

It's pickled! A powerful preservative process :)

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve ‘enhanced’ this photo 5 times and cannot identify any Jalapeños

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe it's a banana pepper? The yellow green thing under the crust at the bottom right

Edit: my bad I misremembered, wrong pepper

https://www.dexerto.com/food/why-does-papa-johns-give-you-a-pepper-with-your-pizza-the-real-reason-behind-the-tradition-2611817/

Proof that they don't make them like they used to

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Blue cheese has mold in it

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, normally the harmless strains of Penicillium roqueforti or something of the like.

We do use molds in food and pharmaceutical industry, not all of them are bad. Aspergillus oryzae, for example, is used to produce soy sauce, miso, and sake, and Aspergillus niger is a likely source of citric acid you have in your kitchen cabinet.

Natural pizza mold, however, contains nasty kinds of Penicillium, as well as Rhizopus stolonifer causing severe infections in respiratory system, mouth, nose, and face. Most cases can be treated in a hospital environment, but some are fatal, especially in immunocompromised individuals.

Source: am food microbiologist

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but a specific type that we know doesn't kill us.

Can't say the same about that pizza.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It also tastes delicious

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I couldn’t find the original in just a still image for some reason but here is where I first saw it [4:37]

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, but this mould has blue cheese in it!

[–] MoHTHoM@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

Extra fungi

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I can smell this photo. It is not pleasant.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Try the gray stuff! It's delicious!

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 4 points 1 day ago

A lovely builder's snack!

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago

why would they ruin perfectly good cement like that

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Translation: "bread wif [sic] cement"

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's polish so the with is correct.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

SubArcticTundra is Czech though, and we use "s" for "with". It's a bit of a homonym but most people don't struggle with s/z prepositions, the s-/z- prefixes are more problematic: you'll see lots of people write "shlédnout" (look down) in place of "zhlédnout" (view, as in video or movie) even though "zhlédnutí" (views) is right there in YouTube's UI.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You are right but the meme was off 2v4u and in polish

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see. I assume the confusion comes from the z being softened to a voiceless fricative depending on the surrounding sounds?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Correct, but the hardening of written "s" into a spoken "z" is about equally common. Then, some words have the "vz-" prefix, which some mix up with "s-" or "z-" too, and even "zvláštní" (means "strange" and has no prefix) gets misread as "vzláštní" extremely often.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting. Thanks for the insight. I'm a bit of a hobby linguist.

Me too. I wonder if the hardening of "s" is something we got from the Germans, although we don't have that other substitution they do (cukr-Zucker).

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Can feed a family of four for the rest of their lives

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Better than a fresh Papa John's pizza

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That is quite the patina.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I promise not to low-ball ya - you can have every last bit of puke I've got to give.

[–] mickus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

The mold seemed to like it

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 4 points 1 day ago

If it's no more than 2 months old, I'll take it for research

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

This is how TLOU really started

I too love the blue fuzzy sauce

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I puked a little bit in my mouth...

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait until you see a Pizza Hut pizza

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Just a normal one though, it'll be enough

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember, the best way to heat up cold pizza is in a covered pan on low heat.

[–] lazyViking@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

No, it's in the microwave