Go to a Caribbean island and play an ancient Walkman from the 2012 era that you find,
Bill Gates voice: Jeffy, my old pal. It turns out that I got an STD from the girls you provided me with. Since you are somewhat liable, providing me these defective girls, would you mind getting me some antibiotics that are covert, so that I can slip it into my wife's daily coffee easily and that she wont taste. Want to treat this STD without having to explain this all to the ol' ball-and-chain... But when are you getting in the new batch of 12 year old models? I would like another sample of the wares. Thanks, Bill.