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Cat: I am a cat not a baby. Make a baby if you want a baby. *slaps mug off of bench*

Sorry kitty wants it raw.

The cat just wants a baby so it can sleep on it's warm face.

Kitty wants a tiny human.

Why buy tuna flavoured??

We have to literally lock up the wife's toys. Our little bastard has shredded more than one cardboard box to get at them. The first time we'd had no idea what happened to it. A month later I was doing a deep clean of the living room and found it under the couch. So we put it in a box in a cupboard. Two days later came home and there was cardboard all over the bedroom and he was curled up (edit: with the toy) in his cat tree hut looking very smug.

Yes we clean them thoroughly after use. Yes he's a bastard.

All the poor Kitty wants is a new playmate.

Someone wants babies, and it's not you :D

I mean.... At least you noticed before using them 😅

Cat more likely trying to disrupt intimacy through indirect protest.

Make baby, not war.

It's Shinzo Abe's reincarnation.

The thumb, does it hurt? ;)

Cats really love latex for some reason. 

I've had a cat eat a used johnny from the bin

You're lucky the foil pouches held up, those things could cause an obstruction if he ate them. It looks like they were just irresistibly chompy.

kitty loved your partner, they want them to stay

It's not like those are going to fit me, so I, as a cat, am not going to have any use for those things!!! ;-)

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