That is not what historians say at all. That is what US "documentaries" says, and Hollywood, but historians have never said that.
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I don't think I've ever read the word 'sexy' in my entire curriculum.
Mainly because it wasn't historically accurate*
It's also been the pop cultural understanding of her since Virgil.
I know that's not the point, but a women than speaks nine languages and is powerful and independent is what my wet dreams are made from.
Tbf also women that are more akin to tators are also very dreamy
What's tators, precious?
'Po-ta-toes, The Gaffer's delight, and rare good ballast for an empty belly. But you won't find any, so you needn't look. But be good Sméagol and fetch me some herbs, and I'll think better of you. What's more, if you turn over a new leaf, and keep it turned, I'll cook you some taters one of these days. I will: fried fish and chips served by S. Gamgee. You couldn't say no to that.'
I needed to see a Sam Gamgee quote in the wild today. Thank you.
I can't for the life of me have any inkling of what you're trying to say.
That's suspected to be part of why she was seen as so sexy. Rather than just being some conventionally hot chick, she was incredibly smart, cunning, charismatic, fun, and powerful. Julius Caesar and Mark Antony both seemed to see her as a kindred spirit and found her power and intelligence attractive.
And I find that too to be quite interesting because Rome of this time was a time and place of fairly strong cultural misogyny when it came to women in power. And yet two of the most powerful men in Rome of the time clearly were more than fine with her being powerful.
That’s suspected to be part of why she was seen as so sexy. Rather than just being some conventionally hot chick, she was incredibly smart, cunning, charismatic, fun, and powerful. Julius Caesar and Mark Antony both seemed to see her as a kindred spirit and found her power and intelligence attractive.
"Mark Antony"
"Kindred spirit"
Caesar was definitely cultured af, and his attraction to Cleopatra was definitely predicated at least in part by the fact that she was an extremely well-educated and cultured woman... but Mark Antony was acknowledged by everyone as... cut from cruder cloth, shall we say? He was famously athletic and handsome, and a partyboy, though.
Caesar-Cleopatra = Power Couple
Antony-Cleopatra = Himbo and Girlboss :p
And I find that too to be quite interesting because Rome of this time was a time and place of fairly strong cultural misogyny when it came to women in power. And yet two of the most powerful men in Rome of the time clearly were more than fine with her being powerful.
Funny enough, cultural chauvinism might be a factor here over gender chauvinism. The Romans didn't mind other peoples being ruled by women, just like they didn't mind other peoples being ruled by monarchs. It was only ROMANS who were NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, to be ruled by women OR monarchs!
At several points in Rome's history, they back or even install female monarchs to rule over non-Romans when the female monarch is the choice best suited to Roman interests.
Of course, Romans also struggled with their own misogyny to some degree - I'm reminded of the jurist Gaius, a fairly conservative legal writer, musing that there was no actual, practical reason for laws restricting women's legal rights in the non-political sphere, as women were manifestly intellectual equals. On the other hand, there are other Roman jurists in the same period who squawked that it was RIGHT and NATURAL for women to have reduced rights because they WEREN'T intellectual equals.
All societies, I suppose, struggle with their own prejudices. It's always interesting when you see it, though.
Wait till you hear she was also hot
I think someone is confusing Hollywood with historians, which is unsurprising in the anglosphere...
Powerful women are very sexy
Historians: "No not like that"
Why wouldn’t a historian think a capable multilingual strategist and leader (who took a great interest in the health and welfare of her people including supporting citizens of disparate faiths and cultures) was sexy? How is any of that not sexy?
She can be both. In fact, I think it makes her even sexier knowing she was such a singularly competent and effective head of state.
And its a shame cause knowing those things only makes it worse
"Historians."
Polygloty is the new sexy
-Giggles in multiple languages-
Jajajajaja
Iirc they have 3D models of cleopatra and she is ugly ash. Maybe for being an inbred royal she was attractive.
Back then people had only seen like five women, so it was just a small sample size.
I would not say she was ugly at all, based on what I've seen.
Cleopatra artistic reconstruction utilizing various paraphernalia which may depict her.

Another using a similar technique

Ok yeah that's a quite attractive woman. Add in that she parties like nobody's business and may very well be the smartest person you've ever met.
Honestly it's remarkable someone so inbred could look that good
Huh. No wonder she wore her husband's ceremonial beard, she had a weak chin.
Story tells she could smell an enemy 10 kilometers away
She's Greek/Macedonian with a bit of Egyptian. It's not like she was going to have a small nose. And it was Italians who kept falling in love with her.
Maybe she was sexy in other ways?
Both Julius Cesar and Mark Anthony wrote high praise for her mouth. Now whether that means her oratory skills or something else... it's anyone's guess.
SEXY LANGUAGES
Yeah but have you considered the what type of golden pussy got both Julius Ceasar and Mark Anthony hooked?
Caesar was a notorious philanderer who more or less had his pick of women wherever he went. His affair with Cleopatra, however, was unusually enduring and powerful. I doubt she fucked better than every noblewoman and prostitute in Rome (which, considering Caesar's reputation, he may very well have all tried). More likely is the combination of circumstance and Cleopatra's own sophisticated and educated outlook.
Caesar was, famously, a great appreciator of the humanities, with even noted enemies like Cicero praising his genuine love of literature and intellectual pursuits, and he had a vast collection of art from across the world, even before he met Cleopatra. Roman society, especially during the Mid and Late Republic, could be a bit... ambivalent about artistic interests like that. On one hand, civilization - Romans very much appreciated the work of specialist skills and knowledge. On the other hand, shouldn't you be doing something PRACTICAL, senator?
But Cleopatra is not only Graeco-Egyptian (the Ptolemies were mostly Greek, but Cleopatra took great efforts to identify herself with the Egyptian people, including being the first Ptolemaic ruler to actually fucking speak Egyptian), which means she has a somewhat... broader-minded view of art, but also a queen. She is used to being able to enjoy and appreciate refined things. On top of that, she was quite famously cultured even by the standards of royalty, and intelligent.
Caesar was in his early 50s at the time, but had only just started going bald. Caesar, who was famously handsome and vain, did not take this well. So this guy who has spent most of his life surrounded by UTTER PHILISTINES, or at least men who largely do not appreciate art on the same level he does, meets a young, beautiful, powerful woman who is (apparently) deeply interested in him and shares his interests on a similar level, and at a time in his life when he's beginning to feel the weight of age. Maybe it should be no surprise that he took to her exceptionally well, but it's definitely more than just being good in the sack!
Is the meme suggesting those things aren’t sexy?
It's suggesting she has value beyond that
Factual historians : and she wasn’t even that sexy
I don’t know… intelligent, powerful women are kinda sexy…
who are these "historians"? does that word mean different things in different places?
And what about herstorians? Did they die off in some accident?
