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Sell JD vance?
hell. I'd give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he's one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying "$50" and not have it walk away.
I’ll pay you $50 to take him away, and that’s my final offer!
Wait, come back, how about $100? $200?
I don’t understand the rationale here. Even if you’d give him away for free, why not try to get something for him if you can? Put JD on sale for $200, then lower the price by $25 a day until someone buys. You don’t even have to waste money feeding him. If there are no takers, he’ll die in a few days, and you can just throw him in a dumpster and you’re back to where you started.
First that’s generally more work.
Secondly, if someone buys him and they catch something because he fucked their couch… now you’re liable for that.
But.
If they stole him…. Not only are you not liable for anything; you also don’t have to pay for disposal when nobody thinks buying him is worth it.
Wait, will he be tied up and gagged?
gotta keep him from fucking the couch somehow...
If I had any say in it, this would be his default state and the penalties for altering it would be considerable
I would offer drugs if you'll take jd with you
he's one of the students that when he tries to elope, you let him
Lol! As if any self-respecting drug dealer would take JD Vance as payment. They may as well just be giving you free drugs.
If you auctioned him off as a pinata he'd definitely net you more than $50.
$50 a swing. But people would be swinging so hard it might not last long.. better up it to $1000
To be donated to a reputable charity that doesn't say thank you.
This guy marketings
[T]o be a bit serious one irony of Vance’s life is that he is also an addict: addicted to power and clearly willing to sell anything to get it," Bouie added.
Great video on the topic of power as an addiction for any interested: https://youtu.be/7ebhXFuPkR4
Our precious baby boy is even featured as the epitome of this issue.
You know GWAR would buy JD Vance for fifty bucks.
They would make a skin couch out of him and fuck it.
Of course it is Jamelle Bouie bringing the thunder. I should have known.
This is true. In fact, we just had a student in my wife's classroom. We sold that child for drugs this afternoon. He was pretty stringy and had an iep so I was only able to get bottom shelf shit for him. Still got more than I would have for JD Vance tho. I couldn't even get a pack of pre-eaten skittles for that wimp
Can we not just post the link to the actual article? This is like hearsay gossip bullshit. The original article is salacious enough. Stop supporting this fluff
More likely he’d be turned into orphan meat. Nobody’s paying for that creature.
I thought JD’s mom drowned all the dumb ones.
Prolly should’ve swallowed. But somehow even if she did choose wisely via oral sex in lieu of whatever fucked up position she was in & continued on to birth such a wretched soul. Even if that high protein tonsil washing occurred, that demon semen would have ended up exiting that woman somehow. I don’t want to start any conspiracies or anything but just saying this. How easy is it to be booed off a Universal stage? I dunno? Ask jd.
Clearly not quite all.
Is that an option? I'm a parent, can I sell JD Vance for drugs? No fentanyl, or anything dangerous, just some weed. Maybe mushrooms, if you got some.
Well, but James Bowman is so young!
I've been lead to believe (probably by a psyop campaign) that we should go all Logan's Run on our politicians, and that the young'uns have it all figured out, because well, reasons. America has always had a rather vapid culture that centers youth in other endeavors (fashion, music, movies, sports) and we should just map that onto everything else as well, I guess?
James Bowman is 41 years old. In political terms, that's practically a baby.
Even MAGA hates this chode
Bouie has a YouTube channel where he puts out some dope short (10minish) videos discussing whatever he has on his mind.
I think the parent would owe someone money if they gave them JD Vance
Like an STD