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[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 77 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

House centipedes are actually friends! They don’t eat your food, clothes, or house, nor spread disease, but they do eat all the little bugs that do those things.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I totally believe you!

I do my best not to kill spiders and other friends. I only do it if I cannot transport them to a safer place for some reason or if it’s pure instinct (as in, I saw it unexpectedly and swatted at it without thinking).

Having said that, I totally get that some people have intense fear of these creatures. In this case, cat to the rescue!

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Insects terrify the absolute sanity outta me. Then I feel bad about having killed a usually beneficial bug.

Except the spotted lanternflies. Screw them.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago

That's fantastic, fuck if I ever live near a place where "HOUSE CENTIPEDES" are a thing though

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They unfortunately look disgusting as hell though, triggers my disgust response like roaches do.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're just feral false eyelashes

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

What a terrible day to be able to read and have a good imagination.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 3 weeks ago

I can't even come close to a centipede without freaking out

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Adding this to the list of insects to scoop up on a sheet of paper and put outside. Assuming I ever see one inside.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Good luck scooping up a motherfucking house centipede. They move at like five billion miles per hour.

[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Do they bite?

EDIT: Not sure why I didn't just look it up. From wikipedia. Sting-attempts are therefore rare unless the centipede is cornered or aggressively handled. Its small forcipules have difficulty penetrating skin, and even successful stings produce only mild, localized pain and swelling, similar to a bee-sting. Allergic reactions to centipede-stings have been reported, but these are rare; most stings heal quickly and without complication.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

By that same chain tho … the cat is actually a friend!

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 weeks ago

Cat be like:

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

Years ago my cat was joyfully playing with a house centipede and my boyfriend at the time told me to look, she was doing something cute.

I rolled back in my office chair to turn around and see and in doing so rolled over her centipede, killing it.

And she just looked at me like “papa, why?”

I’m a monster. She’s long dead too and I still feel awful.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

House centipede?

We get centipede but not in the house.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] pageflight@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

What other bug has cool matching stripes on all 55 of its flesh-creep-inducing legs? I both like and shiver at them.

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Those tiny guys are cute compared to this horror from Hawaii:

(Image from Wikipedia -- article is here)

You gotta make sure to shake out your shoes before putting them on and check your sheets before getting in bed if you live around those guys...

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting, I didn't know that Aboriginal Australians ate them.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just looking at it fills me with horror.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

that's an evil land shrimp

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's a definite nope

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm evacuating the house and burning it down if I ever see that

[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago

The Devil's Eyebrow...

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

but not in the house.

You were saying?

An image of Cory in the House promotional art with the head of a house centipede shopped over Cory's face. Original centipede image from House centipede, face, beltsville 2014-04-21-18.44.09 ZS PMax (14053176887).jpg at Wikimedia Commons

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck this whole thread. Triggering the fuck out of my "throw phone at the speed of light" response.

[–] alternategait@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

That is enough “work” to earn their keep for the rest of their life right?

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's the face of a killer.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I once woke up in the middle of the night to see my cat straight up jump onto a vertical wall, strike a house centipede, and then eat half of it. I found the other half on the desk in the morning...

[–] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Aw, they saved you some!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The M on his head stands for “Murder.”

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

House centipedes are bros! They hunt and kill roaches.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My cats once got in a fight with a praying mantis in an old townhouse.

I'd seen praying mantisses before but this one was a. in my home and b. large enough to be genuinely a little intimidating. The cats won, but it took a long time because they were being more cautious than usual.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Aww! Praying mantises are totally harmless (to humans) and eat far more annoying bugs. I give the same pass to most spiders (for eating flies and mosquitoes), mud daubers (ironically for eating spiders), and house centipedes (for eating cockroach eggs).

Flies, mosquitoes, cockroaches, and bitey centipedes can fuck off and die though.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I do the same, but they have to keep themselves away from my cats for it to work properly.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, our only remaining cat is too old to chase anything anymore, but he definitely killed a few centipedes and cockroaches in his time. Good and bad.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't know we had centipedes that would come inside before living in a flat that was half way in a basement. Also didn't know a colony of silverfish was a thing. Centipedes, who obviously were in for a buffet, were nothing compared to that silvery fishy horror that I discovered rustling under the floor cover of my dog's food bowls at midnight. Didn't live there long after that.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I have one like this, she's having fun. It's to the point where I don't even kill roaches anymore, I just wish them luck and find their corpse in the morning. One time she ripped the tail off a skink, but he got away and hid for like 3 days until I found him and let him outside lol.

[–] m3t00@piefed.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

savagely cute