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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 211 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

I find it incredibly moronic that Word cannot auto save a file every few minutes when it's stored locally on your own hard drive. That feature requires OneDrive.

It's very capable of auto saving locally because it was able to do it in the past.

Fkn clanker Microslop.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"We noticed you haven't been using OneDrive enough so we will create problems and then force you to use OneDrive to fix them" - Microsoft

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Word cannot auto save a file every few minutes

But apparently it uploads text to copilot every time you copy 😡

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its even more silly when VS Code and Visual study can do it, without issue

Which is also microsoft products

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Different audience. I guess they know they can’t get away with forcing OneDrive on programmers.

[–] festus@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't need to; most developers rely on Github.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which is owned by Microslop and has issues about every 3 months.

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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Yet. It won't stop them from trying.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Computers no longer solve actual problems, and are the problem now.

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 17 points 1 week ago

I still hit ctrl+s after writing every sentence because of when Word would only auto save every 5 minutes, but crash about every 4.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've been using Publisher for 30 years for all kinds of stuff, and I've gotten really, really good at it, with it all customized to my specs.

Now they're discontinuing it in October, and supposedly it will stop working, and all my stuff will be unusable. I'll have the final PDFs/JPGs/Pngs, etc but none of the files, if I want to modify them, which I do, frequently. I've tried Word, it sucks for graphics.

Now I've got to figure out a new replacement, and start a new learning curve. The one thing I am sure of is that the replacement will NOT be MicroSlop.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I recommend you try Affinity. Absolutely loved Affinity Publisher 2, haven't tried yet how well Affinity 3 works for print work but I assume it's more or less same as before.

Scribus is a noteworthy open source alternative.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think libre Office writer can do that

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I've been using Libre Office Writer for at least 10 years. When I hear people complain about Word, I always think "You're still using Word?"

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[–] dingus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Call me a shill, but that's why I always used Google Docs when I was in school. Things are instantly saved and I can easily access them on other devices. It was also always how we collaborated on group projects with the ability of multiple people to simultaneously edit power points in a collaborative project.

I don't have use for word processing anymore, but I used Google Docs from like 2012-2020.

Definitely helped a ton because my laptop in grad school would randomly blue screen a lot for no discernible reason. Did that when it was new too and Dell support was no help. I have a suspicion that the processor was actually faulty on a hardware level straight from the factory...as it would have problems both in Windows AND Linux that were "fixed" by dramatically underclocking the CPU. All hardware stress tests would always pass. :/

Anyway, sorry for the random tangent lol.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Back when I was in school (damn does it make me feel old to say "back in my day") I just had one device and collaboratively working on a presentation meant splitting up the parts and everyone sent what they wanted to have on the slides to the one group member who actually created the presentation (and made sure the format and style of bullet points were coherent) in zipped archives via e-mail. Also, we had to either bring our own laptops to show a presentation (at least the schools had beamers) or print that shit on literal OHP transparencies.

Anyway, there are open source alternatives to Google Docs, OneDrive, etc. You could go the NextCloud route or use Cryptpad, both can be either subscribed to through various platforms or even self hosted.

Just to add to your anecdote and provide some alternatives if someone reading this needed to know.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At this point, even using LaTeX for word processing in Vim is better than using word.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've said it once and I'll say it again. It's not cloud storage. It's just someone else's computer.

[–] Tenderizer@aussie.zone 19 points 1 week ago

I'm writing materials to teach Windows 11 to someone, and I literally explain Onedrive as "a computer in America".

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Head-in-the-cloud storage.

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm still railing against proprietary phone apps.

We made HTML5, JS, CSS into open standards FOR A REASON

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're not alone, friend. To paraphrase Doctorow, an app is just a website that's a felony to alter. If a company puts a service behind an app that they don't also make available via web, I am either learning to do without that service or looking for foss alternatives. I really don't care about someone's grandpa finding it easier to use an app, fuck you stop using old people to justify killing the web, give me a functioning website.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Do you mean This PC?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 24 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I was shocked that everybody all jumped on the "You can totally trust us with your most important data and information. We won't ever do anything bad with it" bandwagon.

Oh, by the way, the price just went up, and since they have all your shit, including ALL of your kids' childhood photos, you'll pay it, no matter how much it is, or what they do with it.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Strip it out.

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat

I find windows intolerable if I don't run that and turn half the shit off.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago

I find windows intolerable ~~if I don't run that and turn half the shit off.~~

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, Linux would be less effort.

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep. Got tired of constantly having to remove/disable yet one more thing Microsoft added. Or finding out some of my previous debloating was reverted or that I hadn't done it perfectly. If it was just a single checkbox and Microsoft actually honored it, I probably wouldn't be salty right now.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Self hosted nextcloud server go brrrrr

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Copying my videos from my phone to my external harddrives as I type this

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[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 10 points 1 week ago

Funny how they took technology older than http, gave it new misleading name and now promote it as the future

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

onedrive? more like nonedrive!

the sync shit for it is so bad you'll end up with nothing.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"What's 'my own computer'?"
- Gen Beta

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[–] simcup@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so stealing that second half and put it on the outside of my cubicle

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[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (17 children)

People should give some Linux distro a try nlinux mint is easy to install and I think easy to use.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Even with all the hacky annoyance CachyOS gives me, it is so refreshing not to get OneDrive or Copilot shoved on me in every window.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sad thing is that One drive could honesty be really good.

However, it is so badly written that it eats up tons of resources and doesn't do a terribly good job at syncing.

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[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I use nextcloud, so now I can save things in the cloud and the cloud is my computer 😅

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to have a copy of my files, then the EULA changed and I didn’t know where the copy was.

It'll happen to you!

[–] Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

The first thing I did when I got my pc was to uninstall OneDrive and set Proton as my cloud backup. Somehow, it seems my computer reverted my settings without my knowledge. 

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, punniest meme I've see on Lemmy. xD

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