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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I was going to be upset about that last one, until "but don't" part.

I got EVERY weekend, bitch. And made the most of it.

Edit: be

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kid Rock makes music for people who spend money to get tattoos of their children but don't pay their child support.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What has 50 feet and 9 teeth? Front row at a Kid Rock concert.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Every time I read this the number of feet gets bigger, and the number of teeth gets smaller. Fantastic.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 66 points 2 days ago

Best one I’ve heard: Kid Rock makes music for people who wipe their face with a McDonalds bag.

[–] Blurstoftimes@feddit.online 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I get the point but..I mean... in this economy..and when it's from companies..

[–] Blurstoftimes@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago

I didn’t see nuttin!

[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

and know how much meth either commodity will afford them

kid rock must have been so mad when he found out the genre was called kidz bop and he fucked up his stage name

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kid Rock makes music for people who listen to Kid Rock.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Kind of a rephrasing of one of my favorite quotes:

“Music is everything that one listens to with the intention of listening to music. ” — Luciano Berio, Two Interviews (1985)

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who would rather Sink in the Piss

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who have lost a toe in the divorce.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Kid Rock is like that guy who prefers sex with children.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does kid rock still make music? I remember bahwitdaba was like 25 years ago. Never heard of another kid rock song besides that.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There was also that one where he rhymed "things" with "things"

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And that one was a rip off of Busy Bee. Like most racist pieces of shit he can't come up with something on his own so he stole it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ

And by stole I mean stole. He did not pay to sample it.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guys why is Kid Rock an adult

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Middle-aged Rock.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 days ago

Kid Rock is the king of trailer park anthems. The sultan of Methmusic.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I need someone talented to make a gif of doom, but with this cat face over the doomguy's face.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com -4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Comments taken from this post https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/123a6d45-dfca-49ac-891c-d535025d7cb6.png

Failing to link to the correct source is a crime both to web accessibility & humanity.

Did you know it is possible to edit your post & set the URL field?
screenshot of form Create Post marking the field label URL
the more you know🌈🌠

[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the app I'm using (boost), I can either post a link or upload a picture, not both.