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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?”

[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago

I'm getting an "owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome" vibe

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I can't tell if that's the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large... It's been "enhanced" for extra humour (like kirks small face edits).

Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fleshlights are easier to clean after.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn't work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it's filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.

Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I've already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!

[–] FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a problem if you already walk around Costco full mast. Got some wondeful memories of many moments of passion in the Costco restrooms finding out just how many $1 hotdogs I could fit into my rectum. Just try going soft with half a dozen of those delicious meat tubes all up in you.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Have we tried just stuffing a chicken with hotdogs like instead

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That’s some Žižek shit right there

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's disgusting! What are you, some kind of pervert?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

No then I would’ve asked how many hotdogs do we think Zendaya could fit in her hat

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can clean them?!?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??

Disclaimer: just being silly, no actual objectification of or disrespect towards Zendaya intended

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Imma pretend its all stolen.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

She looks baked.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Little known fact, her head fills that entire hat. And it's transparent.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

When you look hot enough to wear whatever

[–] skye@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

is this the virtual insanity i keep hearing of

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Future is made of it, after all.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

One of my favorite music videos.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s funny. It’s a big hat.

[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah gimme ape tits for, aaaahh, 9000.

[–] warzazel@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

Diese dämlichen Promis gehen mir so auf den Sack mit ihrer albernen Selbstdarstellung

[–] roflavahot@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of when i worked at cinema and there was a massive room under the auditorium FILLED with baby strollers

"Yeah people leave these in here all the time, usually with the fried chicken bucket still inside."

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that the pedo-finder general?

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t put that past Jodorowsky

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wow this meme is 12 years old but was originally Pharrell. I didn't realize fashion was repeating that quickly these days.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

She's smuggling Tom Holland.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 0 points 2 weeks ago

I spy a Shiva Lingam with a Yoni base.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world -3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What the hell is this? Some chick making fun of hardcore jews?

[–] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In what way does this relate to Hasidic Jews

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You declare a group gets a monopoly on large hats, so evidently you're a supremacist. Playing dumb does not absolve you.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I declared the group had a monopoly... I made a joke. Cheer up, mate!

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"If I'm winning, you are wrong. If I'm losing, it's just a joke" you are what we call a narcissist

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's time to realize I'm waisting time with some random idiot on the internet.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Her name is Zendaya.