fixed the neighbors business card.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I see you've met my sister-in-law
Bird bath?
Texan Bidet
Texans don't wash their ass, too woke.
Saguaro doesn't even grow in texas.
I've seen it here in Texas. San Antonio, even! It was at the old Natural History museum. At a diorama. In front of which, the tour guide asked us, "what do you see here that shouldn't be here, if everything was accurate? That's right! Saguaro doesn't grow in Texas!"
Oh wow that's a way smaller range than I expected. I had thought it was weird I didn't see any between Albuquerque and Vegas.
Colorado: amateurs
every room in my house is Colorado shaped
That's Colorado shaped.
Looks around my apartment
Those motherfuckers...
Makes me think of hank hill’s texas-shaped wall clock
I like to imagine that Americans from the random states in the middle with perfectly rectangular shapes do the same thing, but since it's just rectangles, no one realises it.
Texas: Fucking Florida!
Florida: Fucking Texas!
that's how you make baby Alabamas
Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!
Patrick, you’re sweating.
people would laugh if we could see the gif.
upload it to catbox.moe
Yeah I was at a bar and didn’t wanna figure out how to properly insert the gif. Props to that guy that reposted it correctly
Idk what's anyone's problem with Giphy, but Catbox certifiedly doesn't open for many, even via tor.
well, catbox allows embedding wheras giphy does not
It's embedded from Giphy in a neighbour comment here. Just need to get the correct image url.
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duly noted
I never met someone with an ohio shaped frying pan
just run over your colorado shaped frying pan with your car
Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)
Nah, fuck that shit. Texas politics suck hard, but not like Florida suck. The Texas Legislature is out of their minds, but they still follow rules of procedure. Florida's government is fucking gone
yeah lets not act like Roberts Rules of Order is what's insane here
I didn't say at all that that's what's insane, but the Texas government's relentless adherence to rules of procedure has made it where much of the worst legislation proposed by Republicans has been defeated or significantly delayed through points of order and delay tactics by Democrats
Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another
Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.
Florida has BBQ? I've been there a bunch and have never heard of it
Florida ain't got shit on NC barbecue
When you're comparing it to Texas BBQ, it all looks the same
Texan here: born and raised. Comparing Texas BBQ to other styles of BBQ is like trying to compare dogs: they're all wonderful.
Although some look funny or smell bad.
Other than that, trying to define one kind as superior to all others is just as asinine as dog shows. You might be there to see who wins, but I'm just there to eat some barbecue. Or pet some dogs. I've kinda gotten lost in my own metaphor.
Although some look funny or smell bad.
Well said. I'm also a native Texan and have little pride in the state in general, but we have some undeniably good food.
You can never go wrong with Texas BBQ, but that is also true of other states.
Im scared Florida and Texas will team up