Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?
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Wife and I have been full naked sleepers the entire time we’ve known each other; sleeping with clothes on seems so strange
I get grumpy when I don't sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.
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Every time I've tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I've never shat on my wife, but she's told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she's moving to the couch.
. . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?
Only twice. Separated by nearly a decade. I was gun-shy after the first incident, and decided it wasn't worth the effort after the second.
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.
would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.
Is alcohol or sickness a factor or do you just have a violently shy butthole?
I struggle with being able to tell when I need to use the restroom until it becomes somewhat urgent, and I eat questionable things.
wonderfully valid username in that case.
Also you are neurodivergent in case you weren't aware.
you are neurodivergent in case you weren't aware
Just cuz of my debilitating ADHD, obsession with counting, pitying and anthropomorphizing inanimate objects, repeat tasks until I "do it right" according to arbitrary standards, process pain improperly, assume I'm a burden to everyone around me, and wash my hands until they bleed?
Or is it because I come up with sick-ass usernames?
Disconnection from bodily states and tendency to eat things that you probably shouldn't for dat sweet sweet dopamine.
(ASD married to an ADHD :)
How dare you diagnose me based on my thoughts and actions!
I can spot a fellow nd by the timbre of his farts my friend. It's a gift
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Do you not have a winter? Where i am it was extremely cold for the past month and the house barely got over 60 degrees F or 15.5 C. Even with covers its also nice to sleep in a comfortable outfit to stay warm.
A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.
It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.
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Tiddies out is always peak
- a man
It's the tits.
as a guy I don't care (as in neutral, not as in I like dont like) about seeing nipples pocking though shirts, or seeing boobs outside. I'm just happy people around me aren't uncomfortable because of bs social standards.
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maybe i'm just weird but if i'm not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.
Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.
Testicular torsion is one of my greatest fears.
Same, along with severing my Achilles tendon.
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Just gotta tuck a fold of the sheet under the boys. At least that works for me
but that's just reinventing boxers
Tuck the Bois in at night. Remember to give them a kiss good night.
Oh believe me i understand that sleeping with your "tiddies" out is peak, but how does one sleep with just their balls out? Far too uncomfortable for me, have to take the entire pair of pyjama trousers off.
Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits' shape.
I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.
craigslist, is this you?
Nah, I'm a job creator.
Interesting. Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?
Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?
Have you considered right-wing punditry?
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You’ll need more than a tenuous grasp to be an all night ball cupper.
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Enby here with the rare perspective which can confirm that men will never understand this peak.
Sorry guys, but as awesome as it feels to go to bed free-balling, that satisfaction really doesn't compare to having a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they've been bound up in a bra all day).
Sleeping in clothing is just weird to me to begin with, but if I had to wear one article of underwear to bed then I'd take briefs or even nut-hugging boyshorts before I wore anything tighter around my tits than a loose nightgown.
Post op MTF chiming in: There's something magic about being tits out that balls out can't compare to but letting ones snatch breath free overnight is a peak I never knew could exist
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it sounds to me that it isn't the act of having your tits free that's the issue, but having a part of your body bound up all day long.
like enjoy a breath of clean air and sunlight is nice, but it's much nicer if you've been locked up for a long time.
sucks that going braless is so frowned upon in so many places. all my titied friends should enjoy being comfortable.
It's not just that though, the relief from compression is an added bonus on top.
The truth is that breasts are just more enjoyably sensitive than ballsacks. Even when I shave them smooth, the feeling of a soft fabric against them is still less than half as enjoyable as on my tits.
Granted, I'm sure that my experience isn't necessarily universal and there are ways in which balls are more sensitive. I'd rather get kicked in the chest than in the crotch, for example.
Hard agree on the stigma against free titties, though. I'm lucky enough to live in a state where bare chests are legal and I'm looking forward to going hiking topless this spring.
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Is Britney relevant here?
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
Britney only donated to the charity, Teresa was the one doing all the work (including dealing punishments for not obeying the tits/balls out rule).
Sleeping with your balls out on a hot night with the AC cranked = epitome of freeballing
As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it's like that sensory overload is muted.
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It doesn’t feel like it to me. I want a layer of clothing between my ass funk and the sheets. Unless I’m changing the sheets the next day then I’m ok with it.
I actually don’t like freeballing to sleep. They’re so damn big I squish them a lot.
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