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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 76 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My man if I ate that much cheese I'd be more than full of shit, id be dead from constipation lol

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's fine since it's not real cheese.

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is false, due to contaminants our air is legally considered dairy in Europe, and thus the average American actually consumes twice this quantity daily

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

Eating that much cheese with give you a major dairy air.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Legen....

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This had me cackling like a forest hag. Thank you for helping me achieve my goals.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

god forbid a girl have a hobby

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I read somewhere that women are fascinated by cheese.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Also horses, and not being murdered by their companions.

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[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Please don't let a sink in ever again

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

If you're cold, they're cold. Let sinks in!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Another little thing Elon ruined for everyone else.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ah welcome in. Take a seat.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks for not using 'AI' for this.

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Some cheese varieties (cheddar, red Leicester) are traditionally coloured (with annatto)

[–] brap@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah Red Leicester. That stuff is amazing.

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (22 children)

Americans associate the orange colour with cheese so it's more cultural than practical. Other than the fact that some cheese being orange and some not being orange helps tell apart different varieties. For example, bright orange cheese is usually young cheeses that are used to make sauce or for sandwiches. Duller orange cheeses or slightly brown ones are expected to have a more sophisticated flavour (e.g. aged longer or smoked).

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Having had breakfast at an American diner and not needing to eat for the rest of the day, I can almost believe that. Food portions there are huge.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That's why we usually bring half of it home for breakfast tomorrow, or lunch/dinner later.

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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks Klara, I 100% believe anything posted on the Internet

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

thats supposed to be cheese?

[–] colonthree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

Damn Cheeses Georg is really putting in the work huh

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I want more cheese in my life tbh.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

FIFY

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Funnynate08@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this doesn't look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the blocks are 20% plastic by mass

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I wish I could afford that much cheese a day. 😔

[–] ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Something something Cheeses Georg who lives in a cave in Wisconsin

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

The average American definitely needs some fiber.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I only eat £2.50 of cheese a day

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I should cut back...

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have never wanted to be an American so badly

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