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[–] MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

I am furious at these comments. Please add some steamy gay minotaur sex scenes to your boring book immediately.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

This is just an ad for a boring, no gay minotaur sex having book.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 52 points 1 day ago

He should admit his mistake and add some gay minotaur sex.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The author is obviously missing out on a market that's ready to shove money in the author's hands.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was expecting the final edit to be an explanation on how it's now changed into Minotaur smut due to the full throated fandom.

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago

full throated

Indeed

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Weird zoophilia smut makes BANK, and it doesn’t even have to be good

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How would one get commissioned for this? Not even asking for a friend, I wouldn't mind writing some crap if it pays my house off a decade sooner.

[–] jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Royalroad.com is how a lot of litrpgs make their start... Not sure if they do smut. Smut I feel like the best avenue would be phone apps because there are a whole apps dedicated to that like wattpad or webtoon.

They have rules against smut so the authors writing there link their patreon and post the non-smut chapters.

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You write a book, then you self publish it on Amazon or whatever. Then you hope enough people read it to make it worth the time you spent writing it.

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[–] python@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not sure about writing, but if you want to get into drawing that kind of stuff you just open a Twitter/Deviantart/Tumblr, post non-commission work initially until you have a bit of a following and people asking to commission you will come themselves eventually. I worked that field for about half a year while I had nothing to do because I dropped out of college, and in that time got up to like 100k followers and a solid 400$ a month without advertising it much. I probably could have squeezed out more if I tried, but I didn't really feel like it haha

[–] TheBluePillock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I have honestly thought about trying to make money this way. Maybe I'm just good at talking myself out of trying, but I found one good reason to think it'd be harder than it seems.

People say the book can even be bad, and they're half right. It's genre fiction, and those have a very specific style and convention unique to each genre. It's not just allowed to be bad, it's supposed to be - and in a very specific way. You need to be familiar with that to write to the audience's expectations. Being too unique and creative is not a good thing.

In other words, if you want to have any success writing gay minotaur smut, you have to first read enough gay minotaur smut to understand it. I couldn't force myself to read it, not because I'm judging, but I'm just not into it. It bored me too much and felt like a huge slog. But if you can read it you can write it, and the process of familiarizing yourself with that market should also help you figure out how to get discovered for that genre.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think you could have drawn a sfw cover that more firmly suggested gay minotaur sex unless you without drawing them touching.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

you had me in the first half

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 84 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

4 star rating and over 24K reviews on Amazon

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's really good for no fucking reason. The audio book is also REALLY good for NO FUCKING REASON.

Came for the gay minotaur smut, stayed for the compelling drama

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If they switched that up for a timid young farm boy and a lady minotaur with huge . . . tracts of land that need caring for, I'd read it. Wouldn't even need to change the title.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

write it then. what's stopping you? talent? when you get into this literally category talent is less important than creativity.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Motivation, mostly. I have half a dozen abandoned projects in writing, model building, miniature painting, electronics, programming.

I'm a man of many talents, and limited attention span.

get it. still believe in you.

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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The actual trick to making bank is the fact that cultivation,progression fantasy,monster harem have a weird over lap in the audiobook space. It's why ever monster smut book is also a lit RPG these days.

It's basically become the cheap seasonal isakai of the audiobook world.

Monster harem progression fantasy audiobooks make bank and there sizeable studios that buy up anything remotely half assed or better.

You need to do well enough to get into the audiobook market with like royal guard. You can make a lot of money.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (5 children)

To each their own.

Just to be clear, male minotaurs don’t produce milk.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

Oh yes they do

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Well, not with that attitude!

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[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have to say, when I saw the picture I just assumed it was a Chuck Tingle book.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

"Pounded in the butt by the hunky realisation that this is not a Chuck Tingle cover"

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

not punded in the butt by the lack of hot minotaur gay sex from a LITRPG with a misleading cover

wtf is LITRPG?

[–] Dagamant@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

A style of writing that features aspects taken from RPGs like leveling up, interfaces, skills, and other stuff. Usually fantasy with some kind of game element that the main character and/or other characters have access to.

A popular example is Dungeon Crawler Carl.

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Might want to rename it too "The Staff" is a very smutty name

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's a synonym for staff? How about "The Shaft?"

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Mm, had they considered "Meat Pylon"?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

"Wild Rabbit" as well.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If I wanted to get fucked by a giant minotaur, I'd play Heretic again.

Hmmm... I should play Heretic again. Fun game.

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If you type "minotaur" into Amazon, the 5th suggested search that pops up is "minotaur romance book." There's a definite market.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a quirk of Amazon's publishing rules:

Amazon forbids ebooks that feature bestiality. But there's an audience out there who wants bestiality smut. How the supply meets the demand is thanks to a loophole in Amazon's rules -- Amazon forbids bestiality with existent, non-extinct animals. So bestiality with extinct animals or mythical animals is just fine and can be sold on Amazon.

So ... you want to sell stories about people having sex with horses? No-go. But stories about people having sex with unicorns? No problem. Having sex with wolves? Not at all. But having sex with werewolves? You can have that! Bulls? Nope! But you can have a minotaur...

It's also why 'dinosaur erotica' is a surprisingly thriving genre on Amazon. They're extinct, so they don't fall under the bestiality ban.

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So... if you explicitly say it's a dire wolf, a Florida black wolf, a Sicilian wolf, etc...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kind of a grey area, I think.

And grey areas are risky on that business. Amazon may or may not consider those banned, depending on which person and/or AI is examining your book, what day of the week it is, and whether or not Mercury is in retrograde. And if they decide it's banned, they take it down, you wasted all the effort of writing it, and your account gets a strike, maybe to get permabanned.

So it's generally a good idea to play it safe.

(Oh, you wanted an official ruling from Amazon about whether or not Sicilian Wolf bestiality is okay? Well fuck you! Because Amazon refuses to provide such clarity, and all of this is 90% based on trial and error -- what people have and haven't been banned for -- because Amazon's rules for NSFW content are opaque, mysterious, and constantly subject to change without notice. Have fun!)

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Needs to be anthro is basically the loophole.

Well "anthro" in everyway that doesn't matter. So it slips by the censors.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wtf is a "LITRPG" and why is that on the cover for a novel?

[–] igmelonh@feddit.online 57 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Literary RPG; novel with RPG elements like classes, levels, stats, skills, etc. with a focus on progression. Can be considered a subgenre of gamelit, which is any story in a game-like world.

Not sure about why the author and artist went for that cover, aside from the obvious of the guy holding what is presumably the eponymous staff.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

They went for that cover so they could make a post about how ‘gay’ it was and now people post it other places but cause it’s funny and now they get free advertising for their book.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

I am disappointed to learn that it isn’t some sort of upgrade to Choose Your Own Adventure books.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same. 'Roll a d20 and add it to your perception skill stat. If it is higher than 16, turn to page 133; if lower, page 64."

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's a book series called Lone Wolf that is exactly that. There's a character sheet inside the back cover and your copy it over from book to book

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[–] Cawifre@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (5 children)

LitRPG is literature following what amounts to a power growth story. Main character starts book one as a starvling orphan, finishes the last book as a semi-deific end-game boss-strength monster slayer.

Now as for the cover...

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 18 points 2 days ago
  1. Find 40 zebra hoofs
  2. ???
  3. Kill god.
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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That man is the perfect height, for.... for a lot of things

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