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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

lmao pokemon really ran out of ideas huh

minecraft looking ass salt pokemon

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's always a couple of Pokémon that aren't the best design

But, my boy Nacle is a damn good rock-type

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm just talking shit, i love every pokemon tbh

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Same

Even Luvdisc

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Patent pending, motherfuckers wanna patent NaCl

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Capitalist really do be pilliging nature to slap on a patent

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

not that this isn't absurd, but i think most table salt also includes anti-caking agents.

most common ones are inorganic, but apparently there are a lot of choices includ cellulose.

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This was my suspicion too. Their page and Amazon (illegally) suggest salt is the only ingredient, but the Walmart listing show it contains Sodium ferrocyanide.

My own safety concerns aside (this stuff literally degrades into (a small, but not insignificant amount of) deadly hydrogen cyanide gas in your stomach), it is made purely of mined and petro-derived chemicals. No organic production method is used these days.

So aye, it seems the 'non-GMO' is in fact meaningless in this case.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

blob-no-thoughts This is chemical-free sodium chloride, my friend.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

First step, bring the salt to life so it's an organism

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

will gmo salt be saltier or will the grains be bigger

[–] Sabbo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

This isn't a joke, if you turn that bottle it says "product of Israel".

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

One must imagine genes salty

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gemetically Modified Orgasmism

(Me not word person, only know 12 word)

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Idk apparently I can't count either when I'm tired as hell

[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Patented salt? Gandhi will hear about this.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Excuse me, was this salt pasture-raised?

Something something, obelisk. ...We also have a lower-sodium variety.

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how did they patent a salt shaker what

[–] TheMadBeagle@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Well, to be fair, they haven't yet because the patent was, at least at the time the shaker was manufactured, not yet patented.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

There’s no laws against genetically modifying the salt, Batman!