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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

“Cute” with an n shoved in.

Saved you a click.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Definitely worth the save, my gosh how lame/anticlimactic. 😅❤️

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

https://youtu.be/Vkym4EXtJRg Didn’t think I’d find a place to repost this, this soon.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Legolas, what do your cunt eyes see?

Maybe not, but they knew what they were doing. Names are typically researched in various languages, market tested and whatnot. 100% they knew.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They will be in this house.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That Cunte only has 58% moisture content. I think you’re not doing something right

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

It's not as young as it once was! Give it time!!!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago

The e is silent.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's "キュント" so it's pronounced so different than it reads in English. The letters are cute and fancy and round, though!

[–] Bot@sub.community 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m gonna call it ‘cunt’ anyway

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

I think cunty might be better interpretation ot accommodate the e.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

i think it’s a great name

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

What happened to the Copper Nano Tubes in that paper a while back?

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They could have spelled it Kyunte, and somehow chose not to.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 points 1 day ago

Or “Ciun-Te” if they realsy want that “C”

[–] lemmie689 8 points 1 day ago

Really puts the n in cute

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shit! I gotta cunt in my eye! Its a phaken cunt act! I need to take it off!

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 day ago

So the kiosk ads line will be ‘a set of cunt for each one’.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They're pronounced however I pronounce them!