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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Phew, I'm glad she didn't find my "dragons fucking cars" folder!

[–] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 minutes ago

I'm more worried about my "cars fucking dragons" folder.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 1 points 4 minutes ago

That's just the British haircut.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 7 hours ago

Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 32 points 11 hours ago
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 99 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person's personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found...

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A flashlight and a salad mixer

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 hours ago

Who doesn't like some light salad tossing?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 62 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It'sabout emotions. Those aren't rational. That's why I try to avoid them as the plague.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Avoiding your emotions is a great strategy for having a middle-age breakdown like no other.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Chances are still open that we're all dead before I get to middle-age.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

People say that every generation and as a result we have a whole-ass society who never made actual plans for themselves or their community, from the death-cult evangelicals who think World War 3 is a good thing because it means Jesus is going to take them away to play with their dead grandma and dead pets, to the tech-oligarchs and their fetid simp followers who think we're going to have a "singularity" any year now and everyone is going to get whisked away to play with their virtual dead grandma and dead pets. Down to the basic doomers who feel emotionally stunted and look forward to nothing for themselves.

[–] chisel@piefed.social 40 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.

[–] caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.

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[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 36 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 33 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine they find your secret windows installation.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 51 minutes ago

And a receipt for full MSRP.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 9 hours ago

I’m into the dirty shit, windowsporn

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 48 points 13 hours ago (33 children)

Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.

What's so non-progressive about futa furry chicks with massive dicks?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 50 minutes ago

What is this, the 1950s!?

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